Hmmm this is pitiful..

Hello and welcome all to the first post, in what feels like, months!

Goodness, I really should have some sort of scheduling for this blog.

But then again if I had one it wouldn't be as good.

A planned post is no good.

A good blog is a sudden, and fierce urge to talk with keys. (
It's the sudden need to get things out of your head and feel poetic.

As I am now. ;)

And with Panic! At The Disco to accompany me I should do swimmingly.

Is it January 21st yet?!
I'm dying without my boys!

But this hiatus, and I hesitate to say this at the risk of every girl shooting me, is sort of a relief.

Because, sadly, I am the only one that likes Supernatural in my household, so when 8 o'clock Thursday rolls around the struggle for one hour of TV to myself is difficult. I haven't had to worry about missing it!

But seriously, I am dying to know the other things The Colt can't kill.

And why the boys are in the Nut House, Gabriel maybe?

Anywho I don't really have much of that to ramble about..I'm a bad Fan Girl.

Hmm...

[[Toodles]]

Road Trip, Baby..!

Yay for road trips!

I'm making the very tedious trip from Oklahoma City, to Albuquerque New Mexico!

It's an 8 hour trip and we've only just begun and I'm already falling asleep, thank God for mobile internet right..?

I've been in The Okc (thats my little pet name for it..) for month, and don't get me wrong, I love my mother but I dearly miss my Abq!

I'm a little pissed at it thought because a few days after I left it snowed buttloads. Yes buttloads. All the Okc gets is fog and rain which is great and I love it but would it have killed it to snow!

Yes probably..

I try to keep myself occupied by looking for antleope..yeah antelope, awesome right..?! They hang out in the fields and farmlands on the sides of the interstate.

Thats Oklahoma for you, fields and farmland on the interstate.

They're elusive little bastards..

Urgh..My thumb nail is making it damn near impossible to type..I keep messing up and having to go back and fix the typos..frick.

OmGee! Carry on Wayward Son just came on the radio..!
*brb dancing manicly and singing at the top of lungs*

Ahem..

Ahaha! Only in Weatherford, Oklahoma would you see a man driving a tractor down the street!

It's weird to think, I woke up in Okc this morning and tonight I'll go to sleep in Abq..trippy..random thought..hmm

Alrighty then! I'm done..now.

Let's start a riot..

Raise your fist in the air, and shout for what you believe, what you fight against!
For what is right in your heart and your heart alone!
This is a shout to all the rebels!
Never give up, or give in!

Randomness..

Now on to the rest of these.

I've got good music, good mood, and a mind to blog..about pretty much anything!

I'm just in a mood to write!

Soft serve ice cream what's the deal with that?

Ugghhh! I need something to write a humongous paragraph about!

I don't care if you have short attention span, I like writing huge paragraphs about nothing! It's what I live for!



Oh and BTW I don't think your telling your friends! I need more followers!


Fame hungry? Only slightly..



Ok so there's this hole in my back yard, right? It's six feet deep and three wide..

One day after I got slobbering drunk I stumble out in to the yard mumbling about the difference between dwarfs and elves..needless to say I wasn't making much sense.



Well after arguing with a small tree, that I had drunkenly mistaken for Johnny Depp, for a good half hour that Orlando Bloom was actually an Elf that had run away from Rikers Island because the wardens said he could never be a pirate, but he really wanted to be a pirate, so he went to Hollywood to become a pirate, and he did. Become a pirate that is. Johnny just sat and stared over my head, completely ignoring my every slurred word, swaying in the breeze..he was probably high. So I stumbled off in a huff after I told him the only reason he wasn't talking was because he knew he was wrong, and when he knew he was wrong he stopped talking, and he had. Stopped talking that is, saying that Orlando Bloom was just your average really sexy but completely down to earth actor who just wanted love, and more socks to build his collection. Of socks that is.



So like I said I stomped off in a huff, trying to look sexy and angry just in case when we reconciled he would want to make out of something. I'm stumbling around the knee high weeds in the back yard, drinking from a bottle of rum that I stole from Johnny, and mumbling about ungrateful freeloading actors planting themselves in my back yard, while I'm trying to paint a fence black and red to attract a certain species of land dwelling whales, when all of the sudden I fell in to the hole! I tumbled for 6 years, 2 months, 1 week, 5 days 7 hours, 30 mins, and 6.85930 seconds, yeah I counted. Anyway when I finally hit the bottom my hair had grown considerably, so after I licked the mixture of rum and broken rum bottle off of the ground, I got up and looked up to the sky where I had fallen from and sure enough there was a hole in the sky. I quickly braided my hair and threw the hairy rope of my hair up and it caught on something. So I climbed and climbed and climbed, but when I got to the end all that was there was a Starbucks cart and two small tables. I ran up and started to sing to him, since I had no money and really really wanted a pumpkin spice latte. "You fill me with happiness my sweet walrus" Then he jumped over the counter, promptly chloroformed me, and drug me back to his apartment cave. I woke up on a bed made of the corpses of tiny ppl! "Hello," he purred. I screamed bloody murder. Then I grabbed the femur of a tiny person and whacked him in the head. He passed out, and I ran away from his lair, only to find that it was just on the other side of the cart he worked. I grabbed a pumpkin spice latte, and hopped over and was met by an odd blond lady singing about some latte boy, "Have you seen Taylor, I need to recite my poem musical, he would like that it was musical--" I laughed, "Oh I do believe that I have incapacitated him, he's behind the counter tied up and ready for you.." while she squealed in delight I made my run for it. I jumped off the cloud that the cart was on and landed smack on my face. I mumbled and turned over. "Hey! Are you alright???" a tall Sasquatch looking fellow asked me. I nodded and he scooped me up into his arms, and began to jog away with me, I was half conscious so I didn't really know what was going on, I thought that I was on a jet airplane flying to Rivendale to catch a boat to that island that only the elves know how to get to. The Sasquatch was humming a happy song that I think went like this, "Oh Jennie, we have a dinner guest! What a lovely surprise, she just fell from the skies! We'll feed her and stuff her and get her real fat, then finally we can marry off the cat.." I giggled, half at him, half at the movie in the jet airplane that was going to Rivendale so I could catch the boat to the lonely island where they keep Elijah Wood. It was Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Suddenly the Sasquatch stopped, and plopped me down on the front step of a quaint little cottage. "This is where Jennie and I live. BTW my name is Jared!" yes he said the BTW, not "by the way", lazy chat speakers, omg. I waved and stumbled into the little house, followed by Jared, and an extraordinarily chubby cat. "You must be that cat sassy was singing about," I slurred slapping it on the bottom. It growled and swiped at my hand. "Feisty little guy," Jared grabbed the hairy rope of my hair and pulled me along, rather roughly, on a tour of there tiny house, "And this is the kitchen, and the lovely Jennie!" The man turned around, "It's Jensen, babe. I told you Jennie is demeaning!" Jared used my as a human whip, whipping his life partner, "I WILL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT TO!" Jennie..Jensen made a really pissy face then went back to whatever he was doing, while I picked window shards out of my face, because I went through a window when he turned me in to a human whip.

Anywho! They did go on to stuff me and feed me and get me real fat, then after dinner they had a small intimate wedding for me and the cat. I later learned his name was Bennie..Bennie and I moved to a small town in Maine, I quit my job as the queen of England to become a housewife and mother while he went off to become a lawyer. And we lived happily ever after until one day I went bat crap crazy and killed everyone in the town including the pizza girl I was having an affair with.

So with no one else to gossip with I went back to the spot where it all began. I clicked my heels and was sucked back up into the hole I fell from in the first place. The trip didn't take as long this time for some reason. I woke in next to Johnny, he started to mumble something anti-Semitic about Adam Sandlar, so I chopped him down and gave him to my neighbor who used him as fire wood. Then I went inside and checked my facebook.

Teh End.

PHEW! It has been to long since I've done that!

K I'm done now.

Ruby= Gollum..!

This is just a quick posty, I was watching LOTR: Two Towers, and made this..cause it fits..

Drenched in vanilla twilight, I'll sit on the front porch all night..

"..waist deep in thought because when I think of you I don't feel so alone."


I am a pathetic, simpering wad of self pity, and disgusting lovey feelings, all for a boy who will never know that I ever loved him.


I'm such a loser, sitting here on the couch at almost two in the morning, listening to Vanilla Twilight, and Saltwater Room over and over again, because the lyrics are exactly what I feel.


I am so lame. So so lame.
And boys suck.


So again in a weak attempt to distract myself I am going to try to blog to forget, until I fall asleep, and wake up tomorrow and this heartwrenching cycle starts again.


Did I mention I get sort of poetic and dramatic when I'm somber?


Anyway, I'm going to ramble about random crap until I feel better.
Isn't that what I always do..?


How about capslock and all it cracktasticly awesome branch comms!


I've known about capslock for a while, but I've never had the courage to look around it!
So I tried and then came to the sad realization that it is exclusive..


So I joined MISHALAND, and I found my home!


That is the most awesome-est comm ever!


But I'm easing myself into it, because I'm afraid to slip up and get banned...that would be sad..


So I'm just watching and learning!


And I've learned that if I had even Dr.Pepper, and the hour was late enough, I could write some epic crack fic..!
God knows I have a dirty mind!


Seriously though with the weird crap I post here, and the weirder crap I used to post on my Myspace. I could be legendary..Wow apparently in addtion to poetic and dramatic I get cocky..


Ugh! My playlist is on shuffle, and it keeps playing all the sad songs! WTF, guys?!


Ahem, anyway..to say now..?


How about I'm all out, and I'm going to sleep now..?

I'll be fine, just love me when you can..

Oi. I'm pining again, over a real boy this time. I need to distract myself, doing laundry sufficed for a while..but now that that is taken care of. I even tried writing fic, but that failed miserably. So I figured, what the heck, I'll blog to keep my mind of the curtain object of my affection. *le sigh*

I'm in a total Lady Gaga kick! I've watched all her music videos 6000 times over, and I've listened to nothing but her music for the past week! She is phenonmenal! She is fantastic! She's crazy! She's odd! And I totally love her! I'm hooked on her!

Although, there is one thing I don't understand: How do you taste like glitter mixed with rock and roll?

Ack! There is just something about her that is just so fasinating! Especially her nose, it's strangly entrancing.

She could be a little less porn-y though..

Ok next subject..

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Yes, I know I'm awesome.

Them's the brakes..

I am just a big bundle of giddy school girl tonight!

Maybe it's because of The Vampire Diaries addiction that I've recently aquired, or the fact the it's Supernatural night!

Maybe it's both, and the fact that there is a very cute irish man on tonights SPN epi!

Something about him screamed Heath Ledger..! Not just the fact that he had an accent, but he kinda looked like him too..only a tad though.

I love the writers! I'm pretty sure that Supernatural has the best writers on the planet, who come up with the best one liners on television!

"Benjaman Button me back into burger shape.."

"I do believe that he-witch gave you the clap.."

"For a witch your so nice it's creepy.."

What? They let house keeping into their room? Well thats a first!

I'm sad that Smallville is no longer our Thursday night prequel to Supernatural, but I'm more than happy with it's replacement! I've only seen two-ish episodes of it but I am so in love with it! At first I thought it was gonna be lame, but it's pretty good. I am hooked.

Yay for new addictions!

It's based on a book series by L.J Smith. They're bound to be better than Twilight. The tv show is already better than the movie! I want to read them, but sadly all the libraries have them checked out and the waiting list is probaby 8 miles long. Stupid prepubesent girls!!

My favorite line from tonght?

"Where's your bathroom I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead!"

I'm a Damon girl myself, Stefan is pretty and all but he's a softy. Yes, "Good" vampires are great, but why fight who you are? I mean if you can feed on human blood with out killing the victim, why wouldn't you??

K, I'm outie.

[[Toodles]]

Just fade away..

Oh goodeness! T-minus two hours and counting!

Untill what??

The Curious Case of Dean Winchester of course..!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPwYA8ZRKA

Oh! Sammy is adorable!

Oh gosh! I'm excited!

The stars lean down to kiss you, and I'll lie awake and miss you..

My cat, Jack, is the animal equivalent of Misha/Cas. It's creepy, because he just sits there staring at you, and when you look away you realize he's still staring right into your soul. Eerie. *shudder*

I was in bed this morning and I looked over at him and he was looking at me. Then I looked away, and out of the corner of my eye I saw he was still just staring at me! And if I make noise to scare him away he doesn't even flinch. That cat. Oi.

He has these HUGE yellow eyes and they're kind of wild looking. Ack! he's doing it again!
He even cocks his head to the side like Cas!!

I still can't sleep.

I wrote these, what else can I say.

Anonymity Hurts.
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I don't know exactly what love is yet, but this feels like it might be it.
Do you know that you inspire me, I write about you constantly.
But I can never show it to you the way I want to.
Because of you I can't be completely honest.
Because of you I write poems that depress me, I listen to music that depresses me, I even read books that depress me.
It's not your fault.
It's not their fault.
The fault is all my own.
The poems depress me, because I write them about you.
The books and music depress me, because they're things that I associate with you.
It's my fault.
It's not your fault I want things I can't have.
Can never have.
Oh listen to me whine.
I should just shut my mouth, and put down my pen.
But theses things constantly run around my head, and it feels like a balloon with to much air.
Ok, bad analogy.
But this is the only way I can get this out, anonymously.
I don't want to be anonymous.
Anonymity hurts.
Maybe someday I'll be able to tell you, but for right now I have to sit in painful silence, waiting, waiting.
And even when the time is right, you probably won't love me.

And you still won't notice.
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I can't even believe how much I love you.
And you don't even notice.
Have you seen the way I look at you?
I can't believe you haven't taken notice of me, of how I stare, and laugh, how I smile a lot when you talk to me.
How my cheeks flare red and I get self-conscience when you're next to me.
I want to linger there in your arms when you hug me.
And when you catch me off guard, saying you love me, only you mean it like this.
But when I say it I mean it like that.
I mean I love you with everything I've got in me.
And it hurts because you still haven't noticed.
Noticed that every second with you is killing me because we're on different levels.
You're here, and I'm there, and I just want to close the distance between us until there is no distance between at all.
So much so that I'm sitting here scribbling this, listening to this song that makes me think about you, and fighting tears.
But you still haven't noticed.

See I can be serious, and thoughtful.

Leave my door open just, cause I feel like such an insomniac..

I'm such the insomniac! I can't sleep! So naturally the next thing to do is sit on my couch, listening to a mixture of Rent, Wicked and Once, whilst compiling a list of my girl crushes, instead of doing the math and other school I have been putting off! Yeah I need to prioritize better. You'd rather I do this first, right?

K. Merchant's List of Girl Crushes..

1.) P!nk:






She takes number because she is my hero. Her music is beyond fantastic, she's gorgeous, and I love her style! I wish that I could pull of her hair in the second picture! That's why she's the only one that gets three pictures!

2.) Idina Menzel:


I'm more jealous of Taye Diggs being married to Idina, than I am of Idina being married to Taye Diggs..

3.) Sophia Bush:


I love love love this picture! She is so hot! She is Melanie in one of my fics, and I used this picture when I posted to Supernatural.tv! LOVE HER!

4.) Pauley Perrette :


Abby! I love her! She is amazing!

5.) Rachel McAdams:


She is goregeous. I loved her in Time Travelers Wife! She is such a phenomenal actress!

6.) Katie Cassidy:


She is kick awesome! She is bamf, and she was amazing as Ruby!

7.) Britney Spears:


I was her biggest fan when I was a kid! I have always loved her!

8.) Taylor Swift:


I don't care what people say, I think she is friggin' gorgeous! I love her music! I can relate to Hey, Stephen!

9.) Selena Gomez:


That really isn't the best picture of her..But I still love her! I love the way she dresses, and she so down to earth! And I love Wizards of Waverly Place..yeah I watch Disney Channel. Got a problem? Didn't think so.

10.) Avril Lavigne:


I hate how much she's changed.

11.) Cher:




She is phenomenal! She looks very good for her age! She's a fantastic singer! I love her!!!

12.) Celine Dion:


Talk about phenomenal singer! She is the most amazing person ever!

13.) Lady Gaga:




Lady Gaga. Wow she just blows my mind. I-I..there are no words for her awesomeness.
She gets two cause she's just so awesome.


Yeah so that's all for tonight, I really should go tackle that pesky math.

Coming soon, K.Merchant's List of Boy Toys..

[[Toodles]]

Let me first start by saying..

I'm wearing nothing but a towel at the moment.

Why you ask, well because I just got home from pulling an all-nighter at a church lock-in.

That still doesn't answer your question, well you didn't really let me finish.
Alright so I pulled an all-nighter at a lock-in, where we played two, count them two, 30 min rounds of underground church.

What is underground church? Well pretty much you get your youth group together, and designate Roman Soldiers, and Persecuted Christians, turn off all the lights in your church, and pretty much play the greatest game of hide-and-seek-tag-in-the-dark you have ever played in your life.

So an all-nighter of running around a pitch black church gets you all hot, sweaty and smelly.

On top of that we went down the Boys Ranch, at 2am, and played an exceptionally long game of volley ball, (which I didn't really participate in), and a equally long game of wiffle ball baseball, in which I did participate.

After the Boys Ranch, we went back to our church where my friends and I got extremely hyper, and found a wheel chair. So with said wheel chair we ran, and rode, around our youth building all. Night. Long.

So here we are at 8am, being picked up by our parents. By this point everyone is exhausted and ready to waste a perfectly good Saturday in bed sleeping. I am different though. I felt to gross to just go to sleep, so I took a 30 min shower, and almost feel asleep under the warm spray that soon turned cold indicating that I needed to exit said cold shower. And so I did, then I proceed to wrap myself in a towel, sit down, and blog about my night. I am wide awake guys.

I woke up Friday at 11:30 am, it is now Saturday 9:26 am, I haven't slept a wink.

Shiza.

Oh and P.S



This is my costume, I am Castiel!

I found it!!

So a couple of weeks ago I decided that I was going to be Castiel for Halloween, which proved to be a tad bit difficult. See apparently it's hard to find a cheap trench coat. But today I found it! A near perfect match! The first place we went! So I will put pictures up of me in my costume! Hopefully I do him justice!! Pictures to come next week!

Suck!

See that link? If you're a supernatural fan, and you love fic, click it! It's my profile!



Hmm I really need to post something to get my creative juice flowing, because I am absolutely stumped beyond all belief, meaning to write my fic!

OK! Let's get started!
OmGee!

My cat is staring into my soul..!
He won't stop looking at me with those yellow, unnerving eyes! Creepy, and down right eerie.

Cats are scary! They never blink, and you never know what they're thinking! When they're rubbing on you leg they could be thinking about your ultimate demise! Like scratching your brains out, or pooping in your milk! Hey don't laugh cat poop is toxic! I had a friend once that ate cat poo on a dare, and he fell to the ground writhing and wriggling and puking so hard his intestines came out his nose, and then suddenly he stopped, stone still, we waited on bated breath, then POOF he disappeared never to be seen again, until the following weekend.

Ok that last paragraph was a complete fallacy.

What to write about next! I have no idea, so I'll let these picture distract you.





*baby voice*Where's you tummy, Taylor?


Ooo! I have the perfect topic!

How much I hate Kristen Stewart!
I really used to love her! But something happened to her when she did Twilight!
She was awesome! She was my hero! And now she's..she's..ick! It's like the second that she starting filming Twilight she forgot how to act!

Dear Kristen Stewart,
You used to be awesome,and now you kinda suck.
A used to be fan.
=*(

Oh poor thing her middle name is Jaymes.

Well anyways!

Hmmm what now!


Yeah I got nothing. Sorry for the crappy post.

I'm shouting in my sleep, I need a muzzle..

I promised a friend, Aleah, that I would post a rant. What's a rant you asked, well it's random, and has nothing to do with anything. I pretty much just think of something random and start talking about it. And usually it turns out to be stupid but somehow makes people laugh...here goes.

So I was at Panda Express the other day, and I had been standing in line for quite some time. I started to get biffed, “I get so cranky when my blood sugar drops.” I told the guy in front of me. Which is true, I was hungry one night but I didn’t have any money to order take-out, I got very angry. I went on a rampage, shaved my head, and smashed up some dudes truck with Mary Poppins’ umbrella. .Oh right that was Britney...I got so fed up that I marched right up to the front of the line to demand an answer as to why I was not getting the attention I so desperately needed from my parents, and what was causing the line to get backed up to their homeland, when I saw this guy fondling his chow mien at a near by table. My curiosity and my extremely short attention span got the best of me. “Sir, what, in the name of deep fried banana squash, are you doing?” He told me that he was on a date and to leave him and his mistress alone. “You, my friend are weird; I am very interested in what you might have to say.” He looked at me, and patted the chair next to him, and his. .err. .um noddle-y mistress. “I’m Martin Andrew Jonathan Sherbotskee, or you could just call me Budd.” Budd seemed like a very nice person. I asked him why he was molesting his chow mien. “Why do you molest little helpless squirrels on the side walk?” “I don’t..” “BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM!” He whisper shouted. I guess he wanted to come across as angry, but not scary, he didn’t want to scare his noodles. “How old is she?” I asked, because obviously they couldn’t have been too old seeing as they weren’t moldy yet. “5.” and that’s the story of how I met Budd the ragamuffin with authority problems, and a fondness for chow mien that bordering on illegal.

Hows that??
If it was disappointing I promise a better one is on the way..!

I almost fell right through but I held on to you..(Spoilers for 5x2 Good God Ya'll)

First off I just love that the title of this epi is Good God Ya'll, totally sounds like something Dean would say!

And something about the whole demon blood thing, it's stupid! It's human blood! He was drinking blood from her meat suit! IT WAS HUMAN! The same thing with Ol' Yellow eyes dripping it in his mouth when he was a baby! Nice try Kripke, nice try.

Ok now onto the topic epi!

Ah! Cas has a cell phone!
Misha Collins. That man..gah..just trips my trigger..

Dean: "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Cas: *confused face* "No he's not on any flat bread.."

And why does Dean keep calling EVERYONE 'Chuckles'?

Then Cas finally grows a pair, and tells Dean off! I was happy!

Oh! And the greatest part of this entire epi! Shane, a term of endearment my friends came up with for Dean's necklace, is God EMF! The entire time that this conversation about the necklace was going on I was literally jumping up and down in full on SQUEEE mode! Then he went and said, "Great now I feel naked," except this boy is from Texas so he said it, Neckid, and I fainted.

Random note, next time you watch, watch the boys when they're not the ones doing anything, it's cute!

Anybody else notice how they zoomed right in on War when they first went in the room?
And also that Sammy is looking a heck of a lot better this season!

Alright Sammy the first thing that should have tipped you off to the fact that the boys in the store weren't demons, is the fact that they were getting food! Demons don't eat! And the second that they didn't flash when you ganked 'em.

Dean I'm sure that demons didn't teach you how to dismantle guns in hell, that was papa.

Jo, you're first clue that you're mother is not possessed is that Sam called her Ellen.

I mean honestly how dumb to you have to be? If holy water and salt aren't doing anything they're obviously not possessed!

I knew that mustang was to good to be true..

And I'm sorry, but Dean still does not work the black eyes.

People have got to quit kicking Dean between the legs, I mean come on he's gotta procreate someday!

When from the point when Sam said he was in no shape to hunt, to the credits I was sitting literally on the edge of my couch with my mouth hanging open, and I had stopped breathing. Go your separate ways? ARE YOU NUTS SAM???
Then Dean offered him the Impala, and I almost cried.

I'm sorry about the shortness of this post guys I'm just not very inspired today, but I'm trying to post weekly. So ,maybe next Sunday's will be better. Again, sorry for the suck.

Music is pretty much the greatest thing since sliced bread.

So this is just gonna be quick little post..ish. I was just updating my facebook info, in particular my music, and I decided to list everything, person, or band I love, one hour, and two bathroom breaks later I had compiled this.

The yeah yeah yeahs, Muse, Cobra Starship, Kate Voegele, John Mayer, Howie Day, Boys Like Girls, Flight of the Conchords, Jay Z, Rhianna, Kanye West, Jason Castro, Michael Buble, Daughtry, Billy Joel, Coldplay, ABBA, Lights, Julia Nunes, Michael Jackson, Bob Marley, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Lil Wayne, Derek Webb, Green Day, Josh Groban, The Killers, Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, Morningwood, The Fray, some Miley Cyrus, Rascal Flatts, Eric Hutchinson, AFI, Skye Sweetnam, Medic Droid, Train, Gavin Rossdale , Jamie O’Neal, Sara McLachlan, Faith Hill, P!nk, David Cook, Gavin DeGraw, Sugarland, Jo Dee Messina, Dixie Chicks. Alan Jackson, Lady Sovereign, Three Days Grace, James Blunt, Death Cab For Cutie, Papa Roach, Kelly Clarkson, Matchbox Twenty, Rob Thomas, 3oh!3, Daft Punk, Bob Dylan, John Reuben, Avenged Sevenfold, Colbie Caillet, Dido, Journey, The Script, Paramore, Bon Jovi, U2, Janis Joplin, Don McLean, Avril Lavigne, Bloodhound Gang, Demi Lovato, Edwin Mccain, Massive Attack, Augustana, Frou frou, Imogen Heap, Regina Spektor, Meg & Dia, Flyleaf, Yiruma, Brooke Barretsmith, Cake, Ferras, Owl City, Ryan Cabrera, Ashlee Simpson, Nickelback, Basshunter, Corine Baily Rae, Kerli, Fort Minor, Tim McGraw, Aerosmith, 3 Doors Down, Celine Dion, Seal, Matt Nathanson, Jimi Hendrix, Secondhand Serenade, The Goo Goo Dolls, Toby Keith, Onerepublic, Panic! At The Disco, Anna Nalick, Lifehouse, Kate Nash, Missy Higgins, Switchfoot, Katy Perry, Jason Aldean, Keith Urban, David Crowder, The Rocket Summer, The Lonely Island, The Plain White Tees, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Kings of Leon, Relient K, Brett Denen, Lady Gaga, Snow Patrol, Fall out boy, The All-American Rejects, Leeland, Reba McEntire, Terri Clark, REO Speedwagon, Sara Evans, Martina McBride, Lonestar, Montgomery Gentry, Newsboys, Bette Midler, Three Dog Night, Elton John, Rick Astley, Rick Springfield, Jackson Browne, Dire Straights, Styx, Carole King, Aqua, Taylor Swift, LeAnn Rimes, Kenny Chesney, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, Phil Collins, Linkin Park, Leona Lewis, Lenka, Brad Paisley, Cher, Rodney Atkins, Cyndi Lauper, Huey Lewis and the News, Stevie Wonder, Gwen Stefani, Lee Ann Womack, Duffy, Carly Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, Heart, Casting Crowns, Joe Cocker, The Eagles, Jason Mraz, Family Force 5, Sara Bareillies, Carrie Underwood, FM Static, A Fine Frenzy, Hawk Nelson Manic Drive, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, Marc Cohn, Rod Stewart, Don Henely, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Belinda Carlise, Pat Benetar, Rush, Survior, The Who, Bad Company, Jimmy Buffet, Boston, Natile Merchant, .38 Special, John Mellencamp, Credence Clearwater Revival, Alice Cooper, America, Scorpions, Eddie Money, Led Zepplin, Duran Duran, Bruce Springsteen, Dobie Gray, Annie Lennox, Night Ranger, Toto, Greg Khin Band.
And more I've forgotten!

Maybe we have some common interests..Let me know..C=

You sound like thunder though you've barely spoken..(spolier alert for 5x1 'Sympathy for the Devil')

"Oh it looks like rain tonight and thank God cause a clear sky just wouldn't feel right.."

It's kinda funny when you go to tag Dean Winchester, and you type the 'D' and drag queens comes up..

Mmm! The smell of rain is in the air, and with it a wave of inspiration, and motivation to blog..!

Hmmm..It's been a while my little chickadees, let's catch up shall we? Alright then, Well as of August 18, I'm officially 17! Now if only I could get my licence or a state issued i.d. I won't have to sneak in the R rated movies any more..

Ahem..anywho I watched the The premiere of my beloved Supernatural three days late! It was great, and how!! For the information of my Supernatural obsessed, and/or seas readers, (not that I think I'm so great that I've got readers all over the planet but you know just in case I do) the CW puts the episodes up on the website for our viewing pleasure, I think, the Sunday after it airs.

I literally almost had a heart attack when Chuck announced that our dear sweet Cas, "Exploded like a water balloon of chunky soup.." Yeah I'm a little attached to Misha, and his corresponding role as our Thursday night angel.

But when he showed up and kicked some serious angel butt I almost had another one, because I was so happy to see his face! But that sneaky little angel just disappearing after his Lazarus stunt was just plain rude, Kripke knows just how to pull us to the edge of or couches (or desk chair in my case), and promptly drop us on our faces..

I'm guessing Sara Gamble wrote this epi, because Sammy lungs were mercilessly stolen for the greater good of the world. It's her unofficial trade mark. You'll notice in most of the episodes when Sam is suffocated in some way, shape or form, she's usually behind it. It's OK Ms. Gamble we like it to..Kinky.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that stopped breathing and clamped a white knuckled hand over their gaping mouth when Bobby stabbed himself. I hated Kripke at that moment..

Oh and the girl that played Meg! Hooray casting directors! Love her! Don't get me wrong I liked Nikki Acox, but this girl was great..And the way she talked was perfect. To bad Meg left her on the floor of the boys motel room..

How could I forget! The girl writing wincest!
"Could you please stop touching me..?"
She was just awesome! I love that Kripke has sort of been catering to us fan girls!
it feels great to be appreciated sometimes..
At times I wonder what Jared, and Jensen think about our fandom..hmmm. If I were them I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole..God help them if they ever stumble upon CAPSLOCK *evil grin* What a lovely thing we have created.

My twitter..

I just realized that I never told you the name for my twitter..It's TheSquiddFace..so just FYI..

And I wouldn't raise my child in the city anyway, they grow up to savvy and they grow up to fast..

OmGee! I just discovered that Regina Spektor wrote a song about The Little Prince..!

Baobabs
You have tamed me

Now you must take me

How am I supposed to be

I don't have my thorns now

I feel them sprouting

They'll grow right though if I don't watch it

They'll grow right through even if I watch it

And a sunset couldn't save me now


These baobabs and baobabs and baobabs some more

But you can't out wait fate

And you have tamed me

Now you must take me...

taa-tt-ttaa-ttt-taa-tt-taake


And I wouldn't raise my child inside this city anyway

They grow up too savvy and they grow up too fast

And they know about buying shit and they know about sex

And they know about investment banking and also about brokerage firms

And they know about the numbers and they know about the words

And they know about the bottom line and also about stones

And they know about careers and about the real deals

And they all grow up and become people's people with people skills

But you have tamed me

Now you must take me

How am I supposed to be

I don't have my thorns now

But you have tamed me

Now you must take me

How am I supposed to be

I don't have my thorns

Ack! It just made me kinda really happy! I love that book more than you could ever now..!

It will interupt the music flow..

Haha not that any one was actually waiting on me to post but if you were I'm sorry that I didn't post any in or about New York..!

Goodness, I have posted anything absolutely bonkers in ages..not since I deleted my Myspace..Now that one had some great posts...

Gosh, I don't know what to say..Hmmmm...

Hawk Nelson! Any fans other than me??? Raise your hands!
I haven't listened to them in AGES! So many good memories! Like last time I went to one of their concerts, I made a t-shirt that said 'I heart Dun', and he took a picture of it! And the first time I went to one of their concerts, they opened for..Todd Agnew?? Any I don't remember who but I went with my friends Chelsea, and Delanie, and we sang at the top of our lungs the whole time, and then when the other guy came on we sat down and fell asleep on each other! And Jason told me he liked my camo jacket, and that he thought I was hard core..!

I have not truly had a total fan-girl moment in a looooong time. Like a full on gushing about Twilight, Supernatural, whatever I'm obsessed with. It's been months. I'm dying here!! So I've put on my bestest play list, and I'm ready to spill everything!

Ok! Twilight...I still haven't finished Breaking Dawn! I don't know why! I just can't bring myself to sit down and read it! I really should sometime, I have like a week left of summer maybe I can do it in that time..ah who am I kidding I don't have that much motivation..=)(=
Oh goodness, I'm not sure if I'm at all ready for New Moon. I mean come on, there is just so much uncannonness in the preview alone! I could kill myself..! Oi! Come on let's get a producer who is willing to make these movies the right way! All they need is better writing and two new lead actors! K I used to like Kristen Stewart she was good in everything she did up until Twilight.Really just forget he ever ruined the role of Edward, and just think about it..Yeah yeah see he's gross!! I think I might have emptied my fan girl tank on Twilight..so let's take a little break..(if there is a random playlist in the middle of this paragraph..I'm sorry about that..Idk why it's there or how to get rid of it..)

Stand up...Touch you're nose with you left middle finger...Stand on one foot and start babbling like a monkey..

If you just did everything I told you to, you're either a moron..no you're just a moron. Sit back down there's more to come..!

What to talk about now???

Supernatural..*crickets* Oh that's right, it's on summer hiatus! There is nothing new to talk about!!!! Goodness, Don't we all miss our boys! I sure as Heck do! Sammy's nasty hair not so much.. It hasn't always been nasty though..What did you do to you're hair Mr. Padalecki??

The Rise and Fall of Jared's hair..

Is it more sad than funny when you look up pictures of Sam Winchester all you get are picture about wincest??



I think it all started to go down hill when he got rid of the bangs and started tucking it behind his ears..



Now that was a good hair episode! The Season two premiere!



Season Three was good but slowly dying..



Then season four hit, and all we were left with was this..



Let's have a moment of silence for Jared's hair..



He was so perfect in season one! His hair was amazing, he was all cute and lanky, but now is hair is shoved on either side of his over-sized forehead, and he's huge..!

Dear Mr. Padalecki,

WTF?

Sincerely,

a concerned fan..

K I think I'm running on empty now..

[[Toodles]]

Start Spreading the News..

I'm going to New York!

Sorry for the drought in blog post, I guess I haven't really been inspired lately..But anywho I've got two brand spanking camera batteries, so I'll try to post pictures! And I try to blog from my phone..oh and I have a Twitter so if you would like to follow me on there I would be oh so delighted..!

Anyways..Um yeah that's about it..
my plane leaves at like 8:30...yeah you don't care about that ..well I guess that's it..

Bye..!

This margarita stings on the way down..

"I don't want a snow ball that screams at me. 'Buy me!!' 'No! You're a Bully'"

"I wanna pull a sun made of people behind my Eco-friendly Prius..Oh wait I don't drive homosexual cars..!"

I was looking through my phone pictures today and, so I decided that we should play a game called Guess What This Is..!

So Guess what this is..!


It's a little blurry, but do you know what it is??
Yeah, yeah.. that's Cody in my sister's shirt, with sock boobs. Good times, good times..

And this one..?


That is not a bull dog, that is Manda..!

Last one...


It's Danny..! He told us to tie his sleeves together after he washed his car..! It was pretty funny..!

I was oddly hyper tonight..kinda like the night that I ran around the house doing the Can-Can.
Yeah thats about it..

{Toodles}

And on that note I'll be defenseless for sometime..

Eek! My foot is asleep..!

Oh boy..!
I cannot wait for this summer! I'm gonna to being spending it in Oklahoma..!
I miss all my friends down there! My Whale, my Quail, my Becca, and My Elisabeth..! And my Mommy, and sister..! It's gonna be so exciting!
But My dad has to wait to take me down there until he gets his tax check or whatever. So he called them the other day and they said it could take up to 30 freakin' days! I can't wait 30 days! I'M RUNNING OUT OF SUMMER YOU GUYS!

iRachel and I have a few goals for this summer..OK it's only two but that's a lot..!
Were going to rewrite the lyrics to I Hate Everything About You, and make the song, I Love Jared Padalecki..! and we're going to memorize it so that we can burst out in random song in the male or something..! Here's the chorus.!

I love Jared Padlecki!

He is so sexy!

He could have any girl he wants!

Why did he pick Sandy..!

Lol! There's a story behind that! Rachel and I were in her room, and her ipod was on, and that song came on. And at the exact same time, we sang the exact same words! Freaky, right?

Our other goal is something you guys probably care nothing about..you probably don't care about the other one but you're still reading..ah you're hooked..=P

Any who, we started writing a fic last year, and we are determined to finish it this summer. I mean we've written everything but the middle!

Hmmm that's about all I have to say..

{Toodles}

Mother's day..

"Rosy, I would give you one of my kidneys even if we didn't have the same blood type..but then again no I wouldn't because that would kill you...but it's the thought that counts..!"

Happy Mothers Day!
I doubt there are any moms reading this, but it's the thought that counts..

Today I chased a butterfly..!



Her name is Spot..! He flew behind the shed, and disappeared though..

Then I reverted back to the first grade, and colored for a little!



I'm such a weirdo..

Ah! Life is good when you have clean paper and sharp pencil!

Oh dear...!

OmGee! I posted this to LJ awhile ago when I first moved to Florida! Ahh! That makes me sad!..It's basically about nothing..so yeah here it is..

OK it's probably just Rachel or Becca. .or both! Whatever the case you are now stuck, and you can't leave until you are finished reading my nonsensery! Ha! take that Cooperate America! OK fine you can leave when ever you'd like, I can tell you right now if I was the one reading this, I would get out faster than well you know. .you don't?? Well I don't want to spill the beans. See. Right there, four lines of pure B.S and you can't take your eyes off the screen, you're so into this that you can't even blink. You just sit there reading this thinking, "Man this is total crap, but I can't stop reading. It's like some horrible car crash." Oh don't lie, you know you were thinking it. .Ya know I love blogging! Geez God bless Tom. Tom Is my hero. Don't say it, don't even think it. Ok fine. .Because Tom invented Myspace, and Myspace is where, well I pretty much do what I'm doing now. It's just awesome, cause I can write down what ever the heck I'm thinking and I can post it, and I can go to sleep at night content with myself, because I know that I made some middle aged, over weight, bald man who still lives with his mom, laugh. That was in no way a crack a Kripke. .Moving on! Umm. .Oh I moved to Florida recently. It's pretty great, this place is overrun with all sorts of critters. Lizards and, alligators, and squirrels. Oh man! Squirrels are everywhere! It's acctualy kinda creepy. Like every time I go outside, there are squirrels, jumping from tree to tree, and It's a really big jump. I swear one time I saw a squirrel with wings! ok not really, but pretty freakin' close. And they aren't the squirrels you see in Oklahoma, and other places like that, no these squirrels are weird! They're scrawny little things! They look like they would come down from the trees and eat your souls! Seriously, the ppl around here have to keep there small animals and children inside, so the squirrels don't swing down and snatch them up to sacrifice to the squirrel god or something. Why do you think the porches are screened in! The crazy homeless men that yell at you on the street corner about the end of the world, you know what I'm talking about, no they yell about the giant squirrels. And the beggars signs say stuff like, "I was mugged by a squirrel in a ski mask!" Now your hooked! You're like, "Holy crap! Mom come look at this!" then she grabs your dad, who grabs grandma, and pretty soon your all sittin' around the computer reading this! Just trust me it'll happen. Just you wait, you'll come 'round soon. I didn't think it was possible, but I am out of crap to feed you. I hate it when this happens, it is so unsettling because I try to think of something, but the only thing in my head is a donkey on a skateboard. It's just down right eerie. Sometimes the donkey just sits there, wondering why he didn't pursue his dreams of becoming a Budweiser Clydesdale, and what happened to his ambition. Then he gets all depressed, and starts drinking, and he is a mean drunk, very mean. He says hurtful things then, he drinks himself to sleep. One time he decided to become a pimp, boy those three days were bad. He had a roommate once. .I don't know what happened to him. He was a ferret, I don't think they got along very well. Hmm. .I should look into that. Ooo Ooo Ooo! I'm gonna be 16 in 9 days! Whoa! I am so sorry that was completely random, I don't know where that came from, sorry if i startled you! I know how to make you all scream. .wanna know. Jensen Ackles! Ha! got you there! You thought I was gonna say something scary, but I said Jensen Ackles. .Oh you don't get. Ugh just get your grandma to explain it. Well I've gotta go


Wow..what the heck was I on..?

When God fearin' women get the blues..

Oh goodness!

It has been quite sometime since I've posted..!

So you know that show Harper's Island?? Ya I didn't think so..Yeah Katie Cassidy, Jim Beaver and the guy that played Ron are on that show! I just thought that was kinda cool!

Well it's Thursday, and you know what that means..I told you countless time Lenny, Thursday is not a good enough reason to do shots of tequila..sorry Lenny is my alcoholic imaginary friend.



Anywho, It's Supernatural night!! (I'd drink to that!) and this is the part of the show where I talk about how addicted to this show I am, and you pretend to care!



I only caught the tail end of Smallville, but that's alright we have an On again Off again relationship, and we're totally comfortable that way. Ya know for being Superman and all, Clark sure gets his powers stolen a lot. Also I noticed that Cassidy Freeman (Tess for the Smallville impaired) was making major crazy eyes...T'was freaky.



So yeah, When the Levee Breaks was the first epi I've watched in for-freakin'-ever!

Yeah, I missed the last few episodes for Taco Bell. TACO. BELL! Oi. anyway!

I just wanna say one thing before we continue...I have never been more in love with Jared Padalecki than I am at this moment..goodness that boy is beautiful, and one hell of an actor!



Christopher Heyerdahl (Alastair for the Supernatural Challenged..gee what a name) has like the creepiest, and most soothing voice I have eeeever heard..!

Lol! When Jared was lying on the bed he had to bend his knees because he's so tall, and then when they tied him up they put a pillow under his head, which was hanging five feet over the edge, ah he's just to tall. =)

Omgee! Little Sammy (Colin Ford)! I freakin' love that kid so much! He works the yellow eyes!

Hey they should make a mini series of Supernatural about them growing up!..To cheesy? Yeah I thought so to..



Hey, Rachel. You husband is my husbands bitch..! =p



Oh and Angel Pals!

Where do I sign up?!

Now the part where I go off on a mini Cas/Misha Collins tangent..

I love that freakin' trench coat like you wouldn't even know! OmGee! Angels use the force!

To bad they don't pay Misha enough for him to afford chap stick..Oh my goodness! Misha's tortured face, BEAUTIFUL!
Mmhmm..

Anyways!
I forgot how much I love Bobby! He's just a big ol' bowl of awesome!
Lol! Am I the only one that noticed his hat fell off when Sam whacked him in the face??

Speaking of that point in the show, G.Cortez is such a hoebag, and still just as impossible to understand. I didn't think it was possible, but I'm pretty sure her lips got even bigger. I just wish Kripke would kill off Ruby's current vessel! Why did he have to save her?! OmGee! Demon Sunday School Lessons! Sounds interesting!

Kripke is a sick and twisted man!
Lilith eats babies? Really?!

OK the last scene was awesome!
That was like the most amazing room ever!

Dean should cry more, because I love it when Jensen cries! And that shot where Dean clocked Sammy was awesome on wheels! Then when he went flying into the mirror, that was pretty chill..!
I seriously almost cried when Dean told him not to come back..!
Ouch Kripke, ouch.

One last thing.
Dean has a To Do list, and I wanna be on it.

I agree with Cyndi Lauper..

I've been putting it off for to long now! What? The challenge between irachel and me! Whoever writes the best blog wins...but wins what? Oh maybe the loser has to run around their block stark naked...no. Ooo! The loser has to eat a big bucket of elf poo! No that's unsanitary. I've got it! Slap bet! What's a slap bet, I refer you to the conveniently placed HIMYM quote just below this paragraph.

Barney: I've got it ultimate wager, slap bet.

Marshall: Oh slap bet we used to do those when I was a kid!

Lilly: What's a slap bet?

Marshall: Whoever's right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can-but no rings.

Barney: *snaps*

Lilly: That's so immature-

Marshall: you can be slap bet commissioner.


Lilly: I love it! What are my powers??

So kneel before Todd and let's get ready to rumble Spider-monkey!

I had to replace a guitar string today, and I thought I did a pretty good job...that is until I noticed she sounded funny. So I'm sitting there with my tuner, trying to find out why my poor Penny sounded off, when I realized I put on the wrong string. I was all, "Ugh!" And my tuner indicated that it was a perfect F! Haha!...Not funny enough. .Fine!

I'm going to Abq/Okc for Christmas and I have to switch planes in Atlanta, and I get lost very easily. So you can understand my fear of getting lost forever in that place! I mean seriously! Lindsey and I had to go through like this tunnel, that lead to a train that had to go at the speed of light, so that it could get to Terminal A in less than 5 mins. So were on the train and it starts going, we start picking up speed at an alarming rate. I mean stuff is flying backwards, cows and hags on bicycles are floating around in the cab, and the old lady across the aisle from me starts praying in Spanish. She reaches in her pocket to get her rosary, and I'm like," Nooooo dooooon't leeeeet goooo oooof thhhhe baaaarr!" Why am I talking that way? Because sound slows down when you're going that fast. Anyways, she lets go, and is immediately swept up. She's screaming, "Santa Maria!" Over and over, and she's looks like a flag flapping in the wind! So I give Lindsey a look like, "We gotta save this old lady, before she smashes into the back of the cab and we're all splattered with old lady gunk." and she looks at me like I'm crazy. I ignore her, and reach for the old lady, but much to my surprise her face is completely shluffed off. Then I look around to find I'm no longer on the train, I'm in a decrepit looking old house. Out of the blue I hear gun fire, and someone yell, "Sammy?!" All the sudden who should come bounding down the stairs but G. Cortes. So after I'm down vomiting all over the floor, and laughing at the ridiculous size of her nose, I pick up a broken piece of wood and launch it at her head. Since she's too stupid to dodge, not to mention her big fat ugly, too much botox, botch plastic surgery lips slowed her down, it spears her right through her forehead all Paris Hilton, House of Wax status! So she's dead on the floor, and I take the opportunity to be the eye witness to some major Hurt!Sam, and jump over her body, which by now has turned into a lizard, then a smoking pile of ashes, no surprise there, and run down the hall. But instead of finding the Winchester's I find the Wee!chesters. "Man, I'm pretty sure that would be illegal..." I mumbled under my breath. Then suddenly John and the monster come flying through the wall and start wrestling on the floor. I look down to find his sawed off at my feet, so I pick it up and shoot the monster. "Why thank you mysterious young girl who appeared out of no where!" He cries, "How can I ever repay you?" I figure its JDM what the heck. "I am hurt." I feign half heartedly and fall to the ground, "and I need to get back to the Atlanta airport!" He rushes to my side, and sweeps me up into his arms, "But young girl you're in the Atlanta airport, this is terminal A." Then suddenly over the loud speakers 'Whole Lotta Love' starts playing, and the next thing I know I'm at the Abq bus stop, with Jeff Dunham, and Peanut.

I'm not all that inspired..*le sigh*

I apologize in advance for any of the side effects that may occur from reading this post. They include: Loss of interest, Drowsiness, Vomiting, and A strong feeling of disappointment toward the author of this blog. Do not read if easily bored, women who may be nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant should not read this post due to the fact that the baby may retaliate and bad things would ensue...you should not drive or operate heavy machinery while reading this post, because you could fall asleep and massacre an entire small village..plus the fact that reading and operating a steam roller probably isn't the best idea..

Wow..
So you know how I said I would never get through Eclipse, Let alone Breaking Dawn??

Yeah well I did..get through Eclipse that is..
However I am still reading BD..I'm only half of the way through and I've been reading it for a while now...
*sigh*

Anywho...I is back in the dessert for goods!
For those of you who don't know "the dessert" is Albuquerque, New Mexico..
Ha "Those of you," Like any body actually reads this.

I wonder what happens to my blogs after they are read....maybe there's some sort of giant black hole where all the unread blogs go to die.

So...Wow I really have nothing to say...

Oh!
"After School Special"! Best epi yet!
18 year old Dean...! Gah I almost died! Then I saw Jensen in a gym teachers uniform...Damn! That man can work the tight shorts!
"This whistle makes me there god!"
Oh and we can't forget...
"Guess what..Three of the cheerleaders are legal..Guess which ones.."
God I love those boys!

[[Toodles]]