This is my brain.

I really don't know how to describe this blog for you. I seriously have tried but have never been able to get it right. So have a look around, and decide for yourself. I mean for goodness sake, it's the thoughts of a 17 year old girl, what else did you expect??

Friday, August 13, 2010

It hasn't been that long..

Alright, a month and ten days is a little long, but hey I'm here now aren't I?

I get these random burst of energy where I'll blog somewhat consistently for a week or so then I fall of the face of the earth with it for a while, same with Twitter.

Shut up, Rachel, you don't read this anyway ;D

Soooo, a lot's happened in the past month..and I probably won't tell you most of it..

Well, except that I'm moving..which I do a lot of. When I first started this blog I was in Jax, then I went to NM now I'm going back to OKC.

Hmm..what else?

Well, I got a boyfriend..and then dumped him with in the span of a week. I'll tell you why, geez, get of my back people. He was super clingy, he dipped and he drove like a maniac. Not to mention he talked to my friend way more than he ever talked to me..which was fine because he seemed to like me more than I liked him. Oh, and then, get this, it turns out he likes said best friend and the only reason he was with me was to get to her, so I don't even know what all that lame I'm-super-sad-and-I'm-gonna-go-to-Choctaw-on-my-motorcycle-so-that-I-can't-answer-my-phone suicidal crap was about. Is that supposed to be hyphenated? Eh, who cares. Oh, that explains why he "had such a hard time talking to me". He just did that so that you would talk to him, Rachel. Oh, this explains so much!

What a gentleman. Dirt bag.

Hmm, what else, what else..

I'm tired of being blonde, if that's news..

Yeah, I have like five miles of roots and I look like white trash, and I just want my black hair back.

I'm so bi-polar with my hair. I always dye it or bleach it on a whim. I've also taken to cutting my bangs on a whim as well.

I want to grow it out, but then I'll get this random urge to cut it really short so I do, then I'm sad because I wanted to grow it out. Like, right now I want to cut it like Elliot did on Scrubs when she went all "Hot Doctor". It was shortish and spunky..I probably wouldn't be able to pull it off though.

I need to cut it anyway, my tips are so bad! They're probably split up to my ears, but still so much better than four months ago!

The longest it's been in years is shoulder length.

When I was in like 5th, 6th, 7th grade and I didn't give a flying rip about my hair, it was to the middle of my back! It was super long. In fact, I believe I have a picture.

It's just gonna all fall out one day, then what will I do. Wigs! Wigs would be much easier!

Then I'd be like Ms. Slocombe!

My hair isn't all dry and brittle anymore, that's a plus! I still can't brush it while it's wet but it's getting there!

You should be proud of me, it's been fourth months and I haven't done anything to it..but I'm dying to.

Ooo, I got a genuine leather jacket at Goodwill for 5 bucks! That was so awesome! It's so very Ruby/Meg/Buffy!

In fact, in one of the eps of Buffy, she's wearing one almost identical to mine!

Oh, that's another thing! I'm watching Buffy now, thanks to That Whaley Friend of Mine!

It totally the 90's version on SPN and Smallville!

I swear Smallville stole their idea from Buffy!

Xander is adorkable!

Then there's Angel and Spike who are drop dead gorgeous!

*melts*

Holy Crow! In eight days I will be an adult, well legally at least, there's not much to say for my maturity level..

I remember when I was 8 I would think, "Only 10 years" like it was a short amount of time.

Gosh, ten years passes slowly, but quickly at the same time.

Haa, I'm not freaking out about it as much now, as I was. It's still a little freaky, but soon I can get the piercings I want, eyebrow, nose and lip, and my tattoo! I'm planning to get that one on my right shoulder!

Hmm, I do believe Ive talked myself out.

Good night!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Adventures with Whale, Lobster and Squidd!

I went to the midnight showing of The Last Airbender with Whale and Lobster last night, and it was pretty epic.

Well, anytime spent with those two is pretty epic, especially when you accidentally get lost at 2 in the morning..but I'm getting ahead of myself.

We went to Hot Topic to buy some Avatar merch and met up with a friend of ours, Adison, who quite frankly, Rachel, bugs me a lot. Whale got a Fire Nation necklace, Lobster Water, and I got Air.

Anywho, the movie! I loved the movie, but this is coming from a girl who has never seen a single ep of the show, but it definitely turned me into a fledgling Avatard.

I don't know how well they stuck to the plot and if they screwed anything up I totally feel your pain Avatards. Like I've said before, it not that difficult to stay cannon, Big Hollywood Producers!

One thing that bugged me is that the freakin' Fire Nation's ship so didn't go with the time era that they're clothing suggested they were in!

The bending, I thought, was pretty awesome! It makes me want to learn Ba Gua, which is what Air Bending is based on, but we all know that will never happen!

Jackson Rathbone..he was awesome just because he's JackRath. He's pretty *melts*

So we get out of the movie at two, and that's when we accidentally went to Wellston!

We took a wrong turn and went onto this really long road that had a concrete barrier so that we couldn't illegally U-turn! So we road it like 30 miles out to this little town and then we paid toll like 3 times!

Eventually we got back on the never ending road of never endingness, and then proceeded to drive around the outskirts of Okc until we found a gas station and asked for directions!

It took us two hours to get home.

It was pretty fun! I love those two!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

*melts*

Dude. Dude. Dude.

Sky Sailing.

Adam Young is brilliance.

If you don't like Owl City, you need to listen to more of his music. He's--He's to amazing for words.

Go listen to Sky Sailing and Owl City, you'll fall in love.

That is all.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The theological disscusions of a squidd, a whale and a lobster.

Rachel, Elisabeth and I were at Braum's the other day when we figured out that Paris Hilton's existence may actually have some benefit to the human race..or at least woman from the ages of 18 to 36.

Paris Hilton exists in the SPN.

Gilmore Girls also exists in SPN.

If these two things are true then that means that Jared Padalecki also exists in SPN.

That means that Jensen Ackles, and Misha Collins exist in SPN by association.

If these three people exists in SPN then that means that the entire Hollywood world exists in the SPN.

This means that you and I exist in SPN, and that somewhere out there are two really hot, emotionally co-dependent brothers riding around in a '67 Impala kickin' butt and takin' names.

Which also means that not only have the Winchester boys had books written about them but that they have doppelgangers in Vancouver acting out their lives.

This also means that we have just doubled the chances of one of us meeting one of them.

I have also proved that by figuring all of this out I need a life.

And that yes, there is such a thing as being to obsessed.

Dang, now I have a Paris Hilton tag.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Apparently we're all drowning, and I had no clue.

We had a massive thunder storm last night.

A loud thunder peel woke me up this morning at five, and I discovered that my cat is scared of thunder storms, because he was curled up next to me, he never does this. The thunder kept me up for a while.

When I finally got to sleep there was a HUGE crack of thunder that sounded like a gun shot!

Then we woke up at like ten and my Mom's friend called and asked if we were ok, and it turned out that there was really bad flooding all over the city!

Sorry Scotty, I misinformed you. The place where we are, War Acres, It basically one giant hill, so we didn't get any flooding, but everyone around us did!

It so bad in one place that when the firemen went to rescue one guy, their boat sank!

So what do my mother and I do?
We go to Goodwill and hang out at the library!

All flooding and danger aside, it made me immensely happy because I had forgotten the smell of Oklahoma rain!

Oklahoma weather just smells different.

The rains smell amazing, the snow smells amazing and just the air in general!

Also, it just sounds different here. At night, all the cicadas, crickets and other bugs come out and start to sing, it's like heaven on earth!

If ever you are in Oklahoma and you happen to be in a large field at night just lay down and listen. You'll fall in love.

Ooo! I hear more thunder! I like thunder storms and rain, but not tornadoes.

I hope there aren't any tornadoes while I'm here! I am not one of those Okies that stands in the back yard with a camera waiting to see the funnel. I take Gary England's advice and I take cover.

I would rather not be sucked up into a tornado to be slowly ripped apart while some cow flies around next to me..No offense to those of you who do like to chase storms. More power to ya, but I'm staying home.

Dang, now I really want to watch Twister!

"Cow..Another cow."
"No, I think that was the same cow.."

In other news, I found more records at Goodwill along with..*drum roll* Optimus Prime!

He made my day!

Oh that and I turned in an application to Goodwill, and the manager said that they were actually hiring for part time! Yay! I could possibly have a summer job!

Toodles,

K.Merch!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Ello!

I'm only posting this so that I can use my Carry on Wayward Son Dance Party tag..that's what just went down in Rachels car. :D

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Library wifi!

Woot! Look Rachel I'm posting!

I'm very frustrated right now because I have been sitting here at this library desk for a good 30 mins, just waiting for the internet to load! I was trying to do Farmville, but trying to do that on this computer is worse than having a tooth pulled! It's soooooo (Yes, it was necessary to enunciate that 'so' with a lot of O's) slow! I almost ripped out my hair!

So then I opened a new tab thinking that I could blog while it loads..BAD IDEA! That screwed everything up and made it even slower!

Anywhozzle, it finely loaded after I threatened to shoot it in the face (Here's the tweet to prove it http://twitter.com/TheSquiddFace) I got it to work, and everything is running smoothly..ish.

Now I'm just sitting here blogging at the library and it's weirding me out.

It's so open..Someone could be standing behind me reading this as I type (Yes, I just turned to check if there was in fact someone creepin' on me..There wasn't. Can you say paranoid?).IT'S CREEPY!

I don't do well in situations where I have to interact with strangers. I'm not very social..I don't like to talk to people..but not as much as Rachel does..

I hate big crowds of people..

People stress me out.

My mom is always introducing me to her friends at church and I just stand there and smile..I don't know what to say to old people!

I don't know how to make small talk! I'm used to my friends and being loud and obnoxious and weird..strangers don't take kindly to the way act normally, that makes them turn and run in the opposite direction!

Elisabeth was the exception to that rule, but she's just as weird as I am!

On a random note, not that this whole blog isn't one random note anyway, I have an embarrassing tendency to send my Chacha questions to my Facebook status. Why just yesterday I sent, "What is the name of the new VW car ?" that was awesome..*sarcastic smile*

Can you smile sarcastically?

I think it's possible..

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Final Countdown..

26 HOURS!

I'm so excited that, if I could, I would capitalize the numbers!

I miss all my friendlys!

And now I will name them all so that they will all have tags!

(Don't say I never did anything for you.)

Whale (Rachel..who already has a tag!)
Quail (Kayla..who also has a tag that I was unaware of)
Lobster (Elisabeth, whom I call Lizzie because it makes her unhappy at times :P)
Platypus (Maddie)
Kid (Rachel Walls, or Lil' Rachel)
..Oh no, you don't have an animal nickname, or you do and I'm just oblivious to this fact (Becca)

HAPPY, I AM HAPPY!

I have Relient K on the brain!

I've been listening to them religiously for the past few days and it has reminded me of how totally and completely epic they are!

They make my soul dance in tiny little circles that soon become large sloppy circles because it looses it's balance then it falls over and flails on the floor for awhile because it's like one of those fainting goats that falls over when it's startled, only it's not startled it's happy because it hears Matthew Theissen's voice and dies of happiness.

So..SUPERNATURAL!

It's needs to be watched because I haven't seen the last two eps, but I can't because I'm waiting to watch them with That whaley friend of mine!

AGH!

I think I need a nap..and also to finish the next installment of The Adventures of Cofski the Failed American Spy in Russia.

What you thought that I was kidding about continuing that?

Hex no!

I think I may have cancer on my chest..See I sunburned my chest and apparently it was worse than I thought and now it a really red, gross, dry, scrunchy patch of skin. I'm going to die of cancer.

Hmm, if it was cancer, would it be skin cancer or breast cancer?

JK, it would be skin cancer..I really hope it's not cancer..*paces the hallway mumbling about how she's to young to die and that she can't die until she kills a vampire*

If you can't tell I have all this pent up energy and it's all coming out into sporadic blogging, just wait to see what will happen when I blog in the car tomorrow!

Ahjgdfhgsdfhfha;'kdf'afahgfajkhgf..I'm done now, and I'm going to take a nap.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Erk!

So I'm sad to say that my faithful sidekick, Robert, is officially dead. He was a good phone, and a best friend. He will be dearly missed.

Buuut I'm getting a new phone in the next couple of weeks!

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Nokia-5530-XpressMusic-Unlocked-Touchscreen-Phone-White/14005973#ProductDetail



I've already picked out a name for him!

*drum roll*

Shawn!


And now on to me talking about the up coming summer!


As you can guess, I'm superly ubber excited!


I'm going to be super healthy and all that jazz!


See there is this enormous park across the parking lot from my mom's apt, and it has a walking trail all the way around it. It's about two miles, and last summer I walked the whole way around every day!


Also, the neighborhood she lives in is so hilly, I rode my bike all over it, and it was great work out!


Gosh, my thighs were so toned that summer..and then I came back here and stopped walking 2 miles everyday.


But, it's going to be different this summer! I've given up soda and I'm going to eat healthy and as well as biking and walking , I'm going to take up yoga!


I'm also getting a summer job! I'm shooting for Hobby Lobby, but who knows how that will work out!

Another goal I have for the summer is working on my SPN fic!

For some reason I just think I would be cool to be Internet famous, you know for my blog and my fic! It's always been a secret dream of mine..

I know it's silly but hey!

Hmmm..what else can I babble about!

How about my new babysitting job?!

Chelsea and I sit for a little boy, Colton, who is 3, and a little girl, Harley, who is 8!

They are so sweet!

Colton LOVES trucks! Pick up trucks, semi trucks, dump trucks, any trucks! He has a thousand little toy trucks overflowing from his sand box!

Gosh, I just can't get enough of them.

Oh, Harley has a collection of pet snails, and today she asked if we could go down to the church, which is right behind their house, and look for more!

So we went over and searched the garden for the slimy little guys, and we ended up finding quite a few. After we found them we put them on the bench and named them! I love that little kids find so much joy in such simple things!

I can only hope that my kids are as sweet as they are..I guess that sort of depends on how I raise them though!

Hmmm, I miss being eight..

Well, thats all for now!

Toodles,

K.Merch!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

*brb dead* (spoilers for Point of No Return)

I am SO glad I'm home alone right now, because I'm watching SPN and it could get loud.

I've already shouted once..

Ah, Dean has a rape whistle..not exactly the point of that serious moment, right.


Yay Ducky face!


You know those arm spasms I was talking about, totally doing that hardcore right now!


Oh my gosh! I am just AGGGGGHHHHH, SPN overdose right now!


Like I have to stop watching every so often so I can type, so that I don't squee loud enough to wake the Chinese!


Supernatural is so despondent and angst ridden, it's a teenage girls dream! They also have a way of using headaches against us, they know our weakness.


You know what I'm wondering, I'm wondering how, through every thing that it's been through and all the blood and gunk that has tainted it, is his trench coat so dang clean?!


I also don't understand how Misha Collins can be so beautiful beyond all compare..It's baffling. I could just stare at him for hours and never be bored of it.



"You know, why don't you blow me, Cas."
Don't tempt him, Dean.



Dear Adam, I kind of want to punch you in the face. You are a little snot. I want Ghoul!Adam back, he at least pretended to be nice.



Guys, I'm bouncing. Literally bouncing.



I am going to sock Dean right in the beautiful jaw.

You to, Zach.

Whoop his butt, Cas, he deserves it!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Maybe someday we'll figure all this out.

So last weeks (April 15th) ep of SPN goes up on the site tomorrow and you know I'm gonna be all over that!


{Click me for mass amounts of happiness!
http://cwtv.com/shows/supernatural}

When I see, hear, and/or think about anything SPN related I get really tense and then I do this spasy little arm falp thing, it's really quite odd..that show just makes me happy beyond of belief. *sigh of happiness and arm spasms abound*

I need to go on a major SPN binge or something because my squee level is exceptionally high right now and I feel like I'm going to bust. Aghafdgasdgsdfasdfh..

May 31st can not come fast enough..May 31st being the day I drive down to OKC.

You know I always say, 'Drive down', when technically it just straight across..and slightly up.

Anywhozzle!

WTF ?

Anyway, I need to get a wider fan base, specifically made up of SPN fangirls, or fangirls in general..because I would like to start posting my fic here, but as of right now I only have one reader that is a fangirl..that I know of.

I think when I move out I need to live by myself, because sometimes I just get all this energy built up inside of me and I just need to scream..sort of like right now.

I think that's mainly why I blog, because I can't scream at any random time with out repercussions..hmm.

Or I could just find an equally odd roommate..

I need a phone that has a good Internet explorer, so it's easier to blog and Facebook and manage my awesomeness easier..but that's really expensive. Being Internet famous is so taxing.

This post is the definition of random.

"I'm not random, you just don't think as fast as I do"

Exactly.

Friday, April 16, 2010

"Oh what the hell", she says..

I just can't win for losin'.

So I've gotten complaints, some rude person saying I don't post enough.

Rachel.

Anyway, I'm posting to pacify a grumpy friend that needs entertainment.

As always, I have not idea what to talk about.

I suppose I could post the next instalment of The Adventures of Cofski the Failed American Spy in Russia, did you guys like it?

To bad I'll do it anyway!

Hmmm..

OH! I finished Breaking Dawn today, and all I have to say is that Stephenie should have stopped with Twilight.

It was a good story, where she left it was perfect.

Then she gave birth to an three abominations.

Now I'm on to Catcher in the Rye.

I like Salinger, but this book sucks hardcore.

Holden Caulfield complains does nothing but lie, and complains a lot about phonies when in all actuality he is the biggest phony he knows.

I'm also fairly certain that he is in a mental hospital, talking to a shrink..

I actually have a list of books that I'm trying to finish by the 27th of April,

List of Books That I Have to Read in 11 Days

-Dear John
-Of Mice and Men
-Catcher in the Rye
-The Oath
-As I Lay Dying
-Roots
-Breaking Dawn
-The Iliad
-The Last Song
-The Lovely Bones

I think I'm in over my head just a tad.

Sadly, I didn't watch SPN last night because some "friends" of mine decided we had to start a movie at 7:30, awesome friends right?

Anyway, we watched The Box, it was weird as all get out, and very sad.

I don't actually feel like telling you about it, that's how undecided I am about it..

What else to ramble about..

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I just ask one thing of you.

Can I ask a favor of you?

Ok I need you, everyone of you, to tell one friend about The Inner Workings of My Brain!

Then tell that one friend to tell one friend and so on and so on.

K thats all.

Toodles,

K. Merch.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Guuuuys?

P.S spoilers for Spn!

I'm tired and feel like complaining.

I'm also home alone and blaring my music!

Yay Panic! at the Dicso!

Oh and I'm bored. I noticed this is what I lean towards when I'm bored, complaining to perfect strangers is more fun than sitting around picking your nose..Which I don't do..

Ok so here's how it breaks down:

I read Twilight, fell in love. I was a crazy fan girl. Then I started to fall off the wagon and started hating it. Now that I'm reading Breaking Dawn again I've discovered something. That something is that I hate Stephenie Meyer because she cannot write to save her life, and that I hate the writing itself, but I like the story. Needless to say I'm a fan of Twilight.

Oh and I hate Bella's guts.

Go Team Guy Who Almost Squished Bella!

I can't stand the movies either!

Like I've said before they completely murdered the first movie, like slaughtered it and ripped out it's eyeballs then proceed to rape it's corpse, then if that wasn't enough they dressed it up in a clown suit and went all Weekend at Bernie's on it. It was that bad.

I don't know about New Moon, I've yet to see it so I'll hold out on that..Oh except that I can tell they ruined some parts by just watching the previews.

Seriously people, it's not that hard to make a movie cannon with the book.

Shutter Island. Case in point.

I saw the movie first and then I read the book, both are phenomenal by the way, and the movie was literally verbatim every line in the book.

If you can't tell I get very heated about movie based on books, because they always end up killing them completely.

Time Traveler's Wife, they left out so much stuff that they needed to make it TTW, it wasn't half as good as it could have been. I was very disappointed.

Amityville Horror, the newer one with Ryan Reynolds (Augh he's beautiful) was nothing at all like the real story, yes I know that it really happened, let alone the book. They literally just used the possessed house story as a canvas for some weird murderer guy.

I just need to stop watching movies.

Anyway on to other things..

Ummm..

DRUNK CAS!

I almost fainted from the joy and ecstasy!

More please!

"The Whore."

"No, Cas tell us what you really think."

And when Dean was talking to that girl, that I don't care enough about to remember her name, his eyes were so freaking green! I almost missed the entire exchange between the two of them because I was lost in his eyes!

Ok so this summer I am going to Okc again, and it will be the epicest of all my epic voyages to Okc ever to be epiced! That Whaley Friend of Mine and I have/are compiling a to do list for the summer..so far it's awesome!

Summer's List of Awesome

-Complete Cloak vid
-Complete Smallville fic
-Complete Kyler/Aiden fic
-Remake Smallville vids
-Remake SPN vids
-Spend 24 hours watching one season of SPN
-One day for LOTR
-Finish an entire game of Monopoly
-Make random SPN/SMV/bratz vids
-"Bathe" in Keifr
-Go to Pops
-Make Sam Winchester for President page
-Watch Hellboy I & II
-Watch The Squid & The Whale
-Memorize various Jason Steele vids
-Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Ruin in sprinklers
-Build a blanket fort
-Watch SPN from said fort

There is so much more to come that it might take two whole summers to complete it all!

K I'm done now.

Toodles,
K. Merch

Saturday, March 20, 2010

I blog because I'm bored.

Why am I bored?

Because it's snowing buckets out there!

And there's nothing to do in here but sit at the computer and rant about nothing..what else would I be doing here?

I tried writing fic, but that proved to be fruitless. So I'm sitting here at my mothers desk scowling at the fluffy white stuff falling from the sky IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKIN' MARCH!

This reminds me of the summer I spent in Russia.

It was August 1st and the snow was falling with no mercy. I was sitting at a desk much like this one, writing about the stupid snow much like I am now, except that it was 1962 so it was a feather quill and papyrus, not a laptop.

My board mate, Gregory, was sitting on his bed scowling at me scowling at the snow.

"Come let us frolic in the snow, Cofski." Cofski was my code name. I had a code name because I was on a secret mission from the American Government. My mission: to find the secret to their, Russia's, fantastic tasting cheese, but of course I failed my mission. Gregory found me out with in minutes of our meeting and told me that if I ever spilled the secret to why their cheese tasted so fantastic he'd cut off my man parts with the claws of his cat. I nodded vigorously knowing that his threat was not really a threat because I was a woman, but he didn't know that because I was disguised as a man, and also the fact that he didn't have a cat. But at this point, when I was sitting at the desk he'd know I was a woman, but he still didn't know my real name, so he continued to call me Cofski.

"NO!" I shouted taking a bite of the fantastic tasting chunk of cheese, "I hate the snow.." Behind me Gregory made a noise of disgust. He was very protective of his snow. I had obviously hurt his feelings. I turned to face him.

"Oh Greggy," as I sometimes called him, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." He's lower lip was trembling and he had taken up the stroking of his imaginary cat, something he did when he was offended. "I don't hate it I just..I don't like it very much." I grabbed his hand to stop him from petting the invisible creature.

"You stupid American! You don't appreciate snow. All I had when I was a wee lad," sometimes he adopted an Irish accent, "was snow. My family was poor, we ate snow, wore snow, lived in a snow fort and all we had to play with was snow! Me and snow are like this, " He held up his hand showing me his crossed fingers. He began to cry, pulled his hand away and stroked the cat again.

"I will call the tickled monster if you don't stop crying." I said to him. His head snapped up,

"You vouldn't."

I cleared my throat, "HUBERT!" I shouted. Gregory stared wide eyed at me, "Oh I would." We heard the thundering foot steps come up the hall, then he burst into the room.

"Hello everybody!" he bellowed, "Where's the ticklee??" I pointed to Greggy who was clinging to my left arm for dear life. The Tickle Monster grabbed him and Gregory immediately began laughing and thrashing about, trying to get away from the horrible tickling.

"Now I will tell him to stop if you forgive me. Then we can frolic in the snow, Greggy."

"Ok Ok!" He laughed, "I *laugh* f-forgive you." The Tickle Monster set him down, patted his head and walked out the door.

"Thanks, Hue!" I called after him.

"Anytime!" He bellowed from down the hall.

I donned my coat and gloves, while Gregory collected himself.

Once outside we realized that frolicking in the snow was not the best idea, but there was no going back. When we left a large pile of snow was shoved in front of the door then in front of that was a ginormous man. I assumed he was a sumo wrestler, due to the diaper type thing he wore around his waist. At first I felt bad because he looked cold, but then I remembered that fat was insulation, and quickly put him from my mind. I turned to Gregory.

"What are we going to do?!" I screamed. He grabbed my shoulders and shook my violently.

"Get a hold of yourself woman! This is not time to be scared!!" Then she slapped me.

"Thanks I needed that." We looked around us, except for the place we were standing the snow was shoulder height. Gregory pulled a shovel from his pocket and began shoveling away at the wall of snow.

"What are we going to do now?" Just as I asked, a bright beam of sunlight pierced through the snow, and shone directly in my eyes.

"Aggh!" I shouted in pain, "I've been blinded!" I groped blindly for Gregory, finding him no where.

"We're free!" I heard him shout, then I heard pounding foot steps leading away from me.

"Greggy..? Gregory?!" No answer. I stepped forward and stumbled over something, landing flat on my face. After the sumo wrestlers laughter ceased, and I could finally see again. I looked up and saw a tunnel going straight through the snow. I crawled closer to it, as a wind blew through the tunnel. It was warm and smelled of gasoline and deep friend Twinkies.

"This must be a portal to heaven," I whispered, awestruck .

"No," a voice said from the other side,"It's just-"

TBC

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Hi. I'm pissed. How are you?

Why am I pissed?

Because I haven't watched SPN for at least fives weeks now and I am very far behind.

I want to watch just one ep I missed so I try my hardest to find it on Youtube which is difficult because everyone on that site are morons. Low and behold I find it!

It says it has five parts and only four have been posted. I'm frustrated and start cursing Kripke for making such an additicng show and The CW for not having ANY eps on their site.

But hey there's a link to a website that says you can watch full eps for free!

Thats when you Squeeee right?

Wrong.

I am informed that to unlock the desired content I must first complete a survey.

Easy enough?

Wrong again.

I have to fill out this stupid IQ thing, hand over my name, number and first born child to get to the next page. So I give them a fake name and for my number I typed 999-9999.

I thought I was being pretty slick.

I was mistaken.

Apparently they were supposed to send me a pin code of some sort that I needed to finish the survey and unlock the ep.

I'm so pissed at this point that I have to count to ten and get off the computer to stop myself from launching through the screen and slapping someone six ways from Sunday.

So I go to bed and decided to try again later.

When I tried today I had to fill out some quiz to find out whether I would be Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus.

As if I cared.

Anywho I do that and give the correct phone number but the code doesn't send.

I must have refreshed the page a hundred times.

No dice.

So I fill out one more to the same result.

By this time I've ripped out all of my hair.

So I decide to try yahoo.

I type, "Where can I watch Supernatural online."

Thankfully someone else had the same question and posted it to yahoo who answers!

The first answer has a link so I click it and it goes no where.

So when I'm through murdering him, I go to the second answer and it's legit!

It take forever for the page to load but eventually I find the ep I need, then I skip ahead the exact spot I left off.

Then the internet freaks out and shuts down.

So I repeat the last three steps, yahoo answers, click link, enjoy ep.

In the end I finally got to watch the last 15 mins in peace.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

My finger tips are holding on to the cracks in our foundations..

and they hurt like a mofo.

When they aren't healing I have no feeling in them at all.
Yay callouses!

I've been playing all day, and they are burning like crazy.

Random factoid about me: I'm terrified of tuning my guitar, as well as replacing strings.

Why am I afraid of tuning Joel? Because every time I tuned Prudence a string broke, and while I was tuning Joel on V-day, the bottom E broke, and almost cut my pinky off.
So with good reason, I'm afraid of them.

Ho-hum..

I'm weird with the way that I name every inanimate object I own.

Yes every one of them.

Phone: Robert
(Old phone: Caruso)

Guitar(s:) Joel and Prudence

Radio/tape deck/CD player/turn table: Umberto

My Converse(s)[what is the plural for Converse?] Lucy and Ricky, Loretta and Rhonda, Linda and Randy, Lacey and Rachel

MP3 player: Cas

My red sunglasses: Betty

and it goes on and on.

I'm in turmoil!

What am I supposed to watch tonight?
American idol or the Olympics?!?

Monday, February 15, 2010

The touch of your lips is a shock not a kiss..

A Fine Frenzy is the greatest.

She just is that's all there is to it guys.

Her new album, "Bomb in a Birdcage" is super fantasmal.

Check her out on Myspace, >> http://www.myspace.com/afinefrenzy

So the photos for http://bremertonknee.blogspot.com/ are coming along swimmingly. If you follow The Inner Workings of My Brain, you should most definitely follow this one.

Well that's about it..

Show me some love..!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Just a Quick One..

Follw my other blog!

For my photography.

Do it!

Happy Freakin' Valentines.

So I hate Valentines Day.

With a passion.

It's just a stupid useless holiday to make every person who is single feel like crap.

I'm not bitter at all..


Sadly, while I was tuning Joel, the G string snapped and hit me in the pinky, that was no fun, but it was happy before that because I was showing off my very minimal guitar skills to my daddy!

Just to clarify, I have very little skills, only the ability to some what play 6ish chords..tuning however is not my forte as you have already been informed.

It seriously takes me like 15 mins to tune the dang thing..mostly because my A string, I swear, is out to get me. I think it hates me guts.

I would kill it but I sort of need it to play..

Hmm..How do you like the new playlist I put up? I think it makes reading more exciting, it's like background music in a movie.

Oh my gosh, my blog has a soundtrack!

I will totally take requests for music if you guys would like..Look at me being all hopeful thinking ppl actually read this crap.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

What I Wouldn't Do If I Had You..

Can it be spring now?!

I'm just a tad tired of going outside and being bombarded by cold blasts of air!



Buuuuttt..nest Thursday I can stay in (haa for a few minutes there I stopped typing and had a 2 min dance party to Lady Gaga's 'Telephone' with my cousin) and watch Supernatural!



Sadly, I haven't been very faithful to Vampire Diaries or Supernatural, I need to catch up before next week or just start watching on the website. *slaps self across face* Bad Squidd..



So in a few months yours truly will be turning 18, and lately I've been thinking a lot of independence..and also having mid-mid life crises in the front seat of a friends Impala..it wasn't pretty.

Independence is very alluring at the moment. I will have to live by myself, fend for myself, pay bills and car insurance and other crap like that..I can barley remember to blog on a semi-regular basis, HOW IN THE WORLD WILL I REMEMBER TO PAY MY ELECTRIC BILL?!?!?

Oh dear, Rach, I'm freaking out again, (not sure if I ever explained this..but Rachel, irachel, Whale..all the same person, all my best friend and the only person who ever reads this..and it was her parents Impala I was freaking out in.) I have 8 to 10 months to get a job, a car and oh yeah my license! I fail at life..

Ever since I was little I've dreamed of having my own little apt. When I say little I mean tiny, I don't want a big fancy house or anything, I want something quaint. I've dreamed of how I would decorate it and always said that I would use as many candles as possible..but I'm dumb as a post and would most likely burn the house down..

I'm not ready to be 18..I'm still not ready to be 17 for goodness sake.

Well I'll stop whining now...

Oh I forgot the most important thing of all! When I am 18 I can get paid to blog!

Hmm enough about that..

I got a new guitar yesterday!

Her nameis Joel..yes her.

I've already learned a few notes.

See I got a guitar when I lived in Jax, but when I moved out here I still hadn't learned much yet. Now Prudence is sitting in a storage unit with no strings..because every time I tried to tune her a string would break.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Books are lovely, wondrous, beautiful things..

Today I was a Starbucks, and there they have these little pamphlets, which are applications for the "The Way I See It' things on the back of their cups.

Well, me being the awesome writer that I am wrote one to send it.

It's a lovely little piece about books:

"Books are magical things; each one holds an entire universe, and each one universe being vastly different from the last. They have the ability to suck you in, taking you out of your reality, whether it is hellish or heavenly, and place you in their compact world where you can get lost and always find your way back home. Books are lovely, wondrous, beautiful things!"

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