Let's start a riot..

Raise your fist in the air, and shout for what you believe, what you fight against!
For what is right in your heart and your heart alone!
This is a shout to all the rebels!
Never give up, or give in!

Randomness..

Now on to the rest of these.

I've got good music, good mood, and a mind to blog..about pretty much anything!

I'm just in a mood to write!

Soft serve ice cream what's the deal with that?

Ugghhh! I need something to write a humongous paragraph about!

I don't care if you have short attention span, I like writing huge paragraphs about nothing! It's what I live for!



Oh and BTW I don't think your telling your friends! I need more followers!


Fame hungry? Only slightly..



Ok so there's this hole in my back yard, right? It's six feet deep and three wide..

One day after I got slobbering drunk I stumble out in to the yard mumbling about the difference between dwarfs and elves..needless to say I wasn't making much sense.



Well after arguing with a small tree, that I had drunkenly mistaken for Johnny Depp, for a good half hour that Orlando Bloom was actually an Elf that had run away from Rikers Island because the wardens said he could never be a pirate, but he really wanted to be a pirate, so he went to Hollywood to become a pirate, and he did. Become a pirate that is. Johnny just sat and stared over my head, completely ignoring my every slurred word, swaying in the breeze..he was probably high. So I stumbled off in a huff after I told him the only reason he wasn't talking was because he knew he was wrong, and when he knew he was wrong he stopped talking, and he had. Stopped talking that is, saying that Orlando Bloom was just your average really sexy but completely down to earth actor who just wanted love, and more socks to build his collection. Of socks that is.



So like I said I stomped off in a huff, trying to look sexy and angry just in case when we reconciled he would want to make out of something. I'm stumbling around the knee high weeds in the back yard, drinking from a bottle of rum that I stole from Johnny, and mumbling about ungrateful freeloading actors planting themselves in my back yard, while I'm trying to paint a fence black and red to attract a certain species of land dwelling whales, when all of the sudden I fell in to the hole! I tumbled for 6 years, 2 months, 1 week, 5 days 7 hours, 30 mins, and 6.85930 seconds, yeah I counted. Anyway when I finally hit the bottom my hair had grown considerably, so after I licked the mixture of rum and broken rum bottle off of the ground, I got up and looked up to the sky where I had fallen from and sure enough there was a hole in the sky. I quickly braided my hair and threw the hairy rope of my hair up and it caught on something. So I climbed and climbed and climbed, but when I got to the end all that was there was a Starbucks cart and two small tables. I ran up and started to sing to him, since I had no money and really really wanted a pumpkin spice latte. "You fill me with happiness my sweet walrus" Then he jumped over the counter, promptly chloroformed me, and drug me back to his apartment cave. I woke up on a bed made of the corpses of tiny ppl! "Hello," he purred. I screamed bloody murder. Then I grabbed the femur of a tiny person and whacked him in the head. He passed out, and I ran away from his lair, only to find that it was just on the other side of the cart he worked. I grabbed a pumpkin spice latte, and hopped over and was met by an odd blond lady singing about some latte boy, "Have you seen Taylor, I need to recite my poem musical, he would like that it was musical--" I laughed, "Oh I do believe that I have incapacitated him, he's behind the counter tied up and ready for you.." while she squealed in delight I made my run for it. I jumped off the cloud that the cart was on and landed smack on my face. I mumbled and turned over. "Hey! Are you alright???" a tall Sasquatch looking fellow asked me. I nodded and he scooped me up into his arms, and began to jog away with me, I was half conscious so I didn't really know what was going on, I thought that I was on a jet airplane flying to Rivendale to catch a boat to that island that only the elves know how to get to. The Sasquatch was humming a happy song that I think went like this, "Oh Jennie, we have a dinner guest! What a lovely surprise, she just fell from the skies! We'll feed her and stuff her and get her real fat, then finally we can marry off the cat.." I giggled, half at him, half at the movie in the jet airplane that was going to Rivendale so I could catch the boat to the lonely island where they keep Elijah Wood. It was Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Suddenly the Sasquatch stopped, and plopped me down on the front step of a quaint little cottage. "This is where Jennie and I live. BTW my name is Jared!" yes he said the BTW, not "by the way", lazy chat speakers, omg. I waved and stumbled into the little house, followed by Jared, and an extraordinarily chubby cat. "You must be that cat sassy was singing about," I slurred slapping it on the bottom. It growled and swiped at my hand. "Feisty little guy," Jared grabbed the hairy rope of my hair and pulled me along, rather roughly, on a tour of there tiny house, "And this is the kitchen, and the lovely Jennie!" The man turned around, "It's Jensen, babe. I told you Jennie is demeaning!" Jared used my as a human whip, whipping his life partner, "I WILL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT TO!" Jennie..Jensen made a really pissy face then went back to whatever he was doing, while I picked window shards out of my face, because I went through a window when he turned me in to a human whip.

Anywho! They did go on to stuff me and feed me and get me real fat, then after dinner they had a small intimate wedding for me and the cat. I later learned his name was Bennie..Bennie and I moved to a small town in Maine, I quit my job as the queen of England to become a housewife and mother while he went off to become a lawyer. And we lived happily ever after until one day I went bat crap crazy and killed everyone in the town including the pizza girl I was having an affair with.

So with no one else to gossip with I went back to the spot where it all began. I clicked my heels and was sucked back up into the hole I fell from in the first place. The trip didn't take as long this time for some reason. I woke in next to Johnny, he started to mumble something anti-Semitic about Adam Sandlar, so I chopped him down and gave him to my neighbor who used him as fire wood. Then I went inside and checked my facebook.

Teh End.

PHEW! It has been to long since I've done that!

K I'm done now.

I'll be fine, just love me when you can..

Oi. I'm pining again, over a real boy this time. I need to distract myself, doing laundry sufficed for a while..but now that that is taken care of. I even tried writing fic, but that failed miserably. So I figured, what the heck, I'll blog to keep my mind of the curtain object of my affection. *le sigh*

I'm in a total Lady Gaga kick! I've watched all her music videos 6000 times over, and I've listened to nothing but her music for the past week! She is phenonmenal! She is fantastic! She's crazy! She's odd! And I totally love her! I'm hooked on her!

Although, there is one thing I don't understand: How do you taste like glitter mixed with rock and roll?

Ack! There is just something about her that is just so fasinating! Especially her nose, it's strangly entrancing.

She could be a little less porn-y though..

Ok next subject..

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Yes, I know I'm awesome.

You sound like thunder though you've barely spoken..(spolier alert for 5x1 'Sympathy for the Devil')

"Oh it looks like rain tonight and thank God cause a clear sky just wouldn't feel right.."

It's kinda funny when you go to tag Dean Winchester, and you type the 'D' and drag queens comes up..

Mmm! The smell of rain is in the air, and with it a wave of inspiration, and motivation to blog..!

Hmmm..It's been a while my little chickadees, let's catch up shall we? Alright then, Well as of August 18, I'm officially 17! Now if only I could get my licence or a state issued i.d. I won't have to sneak in the R rated movies any more..

Ahem..anywho I watched the The premiere of my beloved Supernatural three days late! It was great, and how!! For the information of my Supernatural obsessed, and/or seas readers, (not that I think I'm so great that I've got readers all over the planet but you know just in case I do) the CW puts the episodes up on the website for our viewing pleasure, I think, the Sunday after it airs.

I literally almost had a heart attack when Chuck announced that our dear sweet Cas, "Exploded like a water balloon of chunky soup.." Yeah I'm a little attached to Misha, and his corresponding role as our Thursday night angel.

But when he showed up and kicked some serious angel butt I almost had another one, because I was so happy to see his face! But that sneaky little angel just disappearing after his Lazarus stunt was just plain rude, Kripke knows just how to pull us to the edge of or couches (or desk chair in my case), and promptly drop us on our faces..

I'm guessing Sara Gamble wrote this epi, because Sammy lungs were mercilessly stolen for the greater good of the world. It's her unofficial trade mark. You'll notice in most of the episodes when Sam is suffocated in some way, shape or form, she's usually behind it. It's OK Ms. Gamble we like it to..Kinky.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that stopped breathing and clamped a white knuckled hand over their gaping mouth when Bobby stabbed himself. I hated Kripke at that moment..

Oh and the girl that played Meg! Hooray casting directors! Love her! Don't get me wrong I liked Nikki Acox, but this girl was great..And the way she talked was perfect. To bad Meg left her on the floor of the boys motel room..

How could I forget! The girl writing wincest!
"Could you please stop touching me..?"
She was just awesome! I love that Kripke has sort of been catering to us fan girls!
it feels great to be appreciated sometimes..
At times I wonder what Jared, and Jensen think about our fandom..hmmm. If I were them I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole..God help them if they ever stumble upon CAPSLOCK *evil grin* What a lovely thing we have created.

When God fearin' women get the blues..

Oh goodness!

It has been quite sometime since I've posted..!

So you know that show Harper's Island?? Ya I didn't think so..Yeah Katie Cassidy, Jim Beaver and the guy that played Ron are on that show! I just thought that was kinda cool!

Well it's Thursday, and you know what that means..I told you countless time Lenny, Thursday is not a good enough reason to do shots of tequila..sorry Lenny is my alcoholic imaginary friend.



Anywho, It's Supernatural night!! (I'd drink to that!) and this is the part of the show where I talk about how addicted to this show I am, and you pretend to care!



I only caught the tail end of Smallville, but that's alright we have an On again Off again relationship, and we're totally comfortable that way. Ya know for being Superman and all, Clark sure gets his powers stolen a lot. Also I noticed that Cassidy Freeman (Tess for the Smallville impaired) was making major crazy eyes...T'was freaky.



So yeah, When the Levee Breaks was the first epi I've watched in for-freakin'-ever!

Yeah, I missed the last few episodes for Taco Bell. TACO. BELL! Oi. anyway!

I just wanna say one thing before we continue...I have never been more in love with Jared Padalecki than I am at this moment..goodness that boy is beautiful, and one hell of an actor!



Christopher Heyerdahl (Alastair for the Supernatural Challenged..gee what a name) has like the creepiest, and most soothing voice I have eeeever heard..!

Lol! When Jared was lying on the bed he had to bend his knees because he's so tall, and then when they tied him up they put a pillow under his head, which was hanging five feet over the edge, ah he's just to tall. =)

Omgee! Little Sammy (Colin Ford)! I freakin' love that kid so much! He works the yellow eyes!

Hey they should make a mini series of Supernatural about them growing up!..To cheesy? Yeah I thought so to..



Hey, Rachel. You husband is my husbands bitch..! =p



Oh and Angel Pals!

Where do I sign up?!

Now the part where I go off on a mini Cas/Misha Collins tangent..

I love that freakin' trench coat like you wouldn't even know! OmGee! Angels use the force!

To bad they don't pay Misha enough for him to afford chap stick..Oh my goodness! Misha's tortured face, BEAUTIFUL!
Mmhmm..

Anyways!
I forgot how much I love Bobby! He's just a big ol' bowl of awesome!
Lol! Am I the only one that noticed his hat fell off when Sam whacked him in the face??

Speaking of that point in the show, G.Cortez is such a hoebag, and still just as impossible to understand. I didn't think it was possible, but I'm pretty sure her lips got even bigger. I just wish Kripke would kill off Ruby's current vessel! Why did he have to save her?! OmGee! Demon Sunday School Lessons! Sounds interesting!

Kripke is a sick and twisted man!
Lilith eats babies? Really?!

OK the last scene was awesome!
That was like the most amazing room ever!

Dean should cry more, because I love it when Jensen cries! And that shot where Dean clocked Sammy was awesome on wheels! Then when he went flying into the mirror, that was pretty chill..!
I seriously almost cried when Dean told him not to come back..!
Ouch Kripke, ouch.

One last thing.
Dean has a To Do list, and I wanna be on it.

I agree with Cyndi Lauper..

I've been putting it off for to long now! What? The challenge between irachel and me! Whoever writes the best blog wins...but wins what? Oh maybe the loser has to run around their block stark naked...no. Ooo! The loser has to eat a big bucket of elf poo! No that's unsanitary. I've got it! Slap bet! What's a slap bet, I refer you to the conveniently placed HIMYM quote just below this paragraph.

Barney: I've got it ultimate wager, slap bet.

Marshall: Oh slap bet we used to do those when I was a kid!

Lilly: What's a slap bet?

Marshall: Whoever's right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can-but no rings.

Barney: *snaps*

Lilly: That's so immature-

Marshall: you can be slap bet commissioner.


Lilly: I love it! What are my powers??

So kneel before Todd and let's get ready to rumble Spider-monkey!

I had to replace a guitar string today, and I thought I did a pretty good job...that is until I noticed she sounded funny. So I'm sitting there with my tuner, trying to find out why my poor Penny sounded off, when I realized I put on the wrong string. I was all, "Ugh!" And my tuner indicated that it was a perfect F! Haha!...Not funny enough. .Fine!

I'm going to Abq/Okc for Christmas and I have to switch planes in Atlanta, and I get lost very easily. So you can understand my fear of getting lost forever in that place! I mean seriously! Lindsey and I had to go through like this tunnel, that lead to a train that had to go at the speed of light, so that it could get to Terminal A in less than 5 mins. So were on the train and it starts going, we start picking up speed at an alarming rate. I mean stuff is flying backwards, cows and hags on bicycles are floating around in the cab, and the old lady across the aisle from me starts praying in Spanish. She reaches in her pocket to get her rosary, and I'm like," Nooooo dooooon't leeeeet goooo oooof thhhhe baaaarr!" Why am I talking that way? Because sound slows down when you're going that fast. Anyways, she lets go, and is immediately swept up. She's screaming, "Santa Maria!" Over and over, and she's looks like a flag flapping in the wind! So I give Lindsey a look like, "We gotta save this old lady, before she smashes into the back of the cab and we're all splattered with old lady gunk." and she looks at me like I'm crazy. I ignore her, and reach for the old lady, but much to my surprise her face is completely shluffed off. Then I look around to find I'm no longer on the train, I'm in a decrepit looking old house. Out of the blue I hear gun fire, and someone yell, "Sammy?!" All the sudden who should come bounding down the stairs but G. Cortes. So after I'm down vomiting all over the floor, and laughing at the ridiculous size of her nose, I pick up a broken piece of wood and launch it at her head. Since she's too stupid to dodge, not to mention her big fat ugly, too much botox, botch plastic surgery lips slowed her down, it spears her right through her forehead all Paris Hilton, House of Wax status! So she's dead on the floor, and I take the opportunity to be the eye witness to some major Hurt!Sam, and jump over her body, which by now has turned into a lizard, then a smoking pile of ashes, no surprise there, and run down the hall. But instead of finding the Winchester's I find the Wee!chesters. "Man, I'm pretty sure that would be illegal..." I mumbled under my breath. Then suddenly John and the monster come flying through the wall and start wrestling on the floor. I look down to find his sawed off at my feet, so I pick it up and shoot the monster. "Why thank you mysterious young girl who appeared out of no where!" He cries, "How can I ever repay you?" I figure its JDM what the heck. "I am hurt." I feign half heartedly and fall to the ground, "and I need to get back to the Atlanta airport!" He rushes to my side, and sweeps me up into his arms, "But young girl you're in the Atlanta airport, this is terminal A." Then suddenly over the loud speakers 'Whole Lotta Love' starts playing, and the next thing I know I'm at the Abq bus stop, with Jeff Dunham, and Peanut.

I'm not all that inspired..*le sigh*

I apologize in advance for any of the side effects that may occur from reading this post. They include: Loss of interest, Drowsiness, Vomiting, and A strong feeling of disappointment toward the author of this blog. Do not read if easily bored, women who may be nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant should not read this post due to the fact that the baby may retaliate and bad things would ensue...you should not drive or operate heavy machinery while reading this post, because you could fall asleep and massacre an entire small village..plus the fact that reading and operating a steam roller probably isn't the best idea..

Wow..
So you know how I said I would never get through Eclipse, Let alone Breaking Dawn??

Yeah well I did..get through Eclipse that is..
However I am still reading BD..I'm only half of the way through and I've been reading it for a while now...
*sigh*

Anywho...I is back in the dessert for goods!
For those of you who don't know "the dessert" is Albuquerque, New Mexico..
Ha "Those of you," Like any body actually reads this.

I wonder what happens to my blogs after they are read....maybe there's some sort of giant black hole where all the unread blogs go to die.

So...Wow I really have nothing to say...

Oh!
"After School Special"! Best epi yet!
18 year old Dean...! Gah I almost died! Then I saw Jensen in a gym teachers uniform...Damn! That man can work the tight shorts!
"This whistle makes me there god!"
Oh and we can't forget...
"Guess what..Three of the cheerleaders are legal..Guess which ones.."
God I love those boys!

[[Toodles]]

Oh it's just as well we know what we do..

Misha Collins has the sexiest wrinkles under his eyes...is wrinkles the word I'm looking for here?? They're more like crease..but not bags...Who cares you know what I mean, they suit him welll. Really well.

I found the the most amazing picture of J2 just now! The twinkiest Jared! Yes, I said twinkiest and?



I missed the most important epi of the season...and they're not airing the next one until the 15th. OF JANUARY! Everyone on LJ is still talking about, and it's killing me because something went down between Cas and Al! All I know is that Al was choking Cas and Misha made the best face EVER! Yeah great timing on that movie premiere Summit Entertainment! Thanks a bunch! Yes in most cases Twilight totally trumps Supernatural...just not when it comes down to watching the movie they ruined, or THE EPISODE YOU NEARLY DIED WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also realize that the previous paragraph is old news but..
I am suffering from serious withdrawal! I haven't seen and Jensen or Jared in action on ages...ok two weeks but, TV time it's been years...kinda like how dogs age.

*ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok that helped a little.

Herald what you mother said, read the books your father read..

Jared Padakecki: "A girl I'm attracted to, but there has to be more than just a physical attraction. I want a girl I can talk to and have fun doing random things with. Someone who I enjoy and who enjoys me. She has to have a good sense of humor and be willing to kid around."

No this has nothing to with the title, they rarely ever do. Sorry for the rapid succession of blogs last night..

This is a particularly long post, so bare with me. Do enjoy. And now for my thoughts on tonight's epi's of Smallville and Supernatural. There a minor spoilers for those who haven't watched yet...that is if you watch them in the first place. If that's the case you really should..

The CW was rated the #1 station among women. I wonder why...












Moving on!

Finally after eight seasons Smallville is inching closer and closer to the tights and red cape! I for one have been dying to see Tom in skintight spandex. . .
Sadly in an attempt to get Jimmy off his trail about the red and blue blurr, that he snapped a photo of, Clark gets rid of all his shmexy red and blue shirts. Yes, that includes both of the beloved red and blue jackets! I'm sure I'm not the only one sad to see them go. In doing this Clark discovered a new color, gray! And boy did it looked smashing on him, especially because it left nothing to the imagination. You could see every rock hard muscle. I nearly fainted.
After four years of waiting it finally happened. Lois and Clark's relationship is slowly growing from friends, and recently colleagues, to more than friends. Just a few episodes ago Lois was forced to admit that she loved him! Speaking of Lois, I think she knows, or at least suspects that, Clark is the home town hero. Seriously, if she's the great reporter she claims to be, she would be able to put two and two together. Clark's always wears red and blue, the blur was red and blue. When she called him for help, the mysterious savior shows up and knocks crazy into the wall...Hmmm. That's even more incentive to believe they love each other. She could have called Chloe, or Oliver, but she called Clark! Did anyone else see that, in the picture, her hand was up to her forehead like a damsel in movie form the thirties? Also Erica Durance(Lane) walks like a man in heels..

Supernatural. I'd just like to bring up a really good point my friend Rachel, who I call irachel, thought of. The demons Sammy is exorcising, Azazel wouldn't want them to go back to hell let alone Ruby. So where are they going?
Tonight's epi! The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester! Yay for the Charlie Brown reference! Does that make Sammy Charlie Brown? What are you trying say Kripke?
While Sam is on topic, his Jedi mind powers will now be refereed to as Extra Curricular Activities. Thank you Castiel.
In tonight's episode the boys are after a centuries old witch, with the intent of raising Sam Hane. We also got some more Castiel, and a new angel Uriel!
This might be the finale season. Sad as it is, it very well could be, I've heard rumors, and things about it. They way their setting things up, it seems very likely. I know one things for sure the Winchester's will go down swinging!

And because I think way to much, and write it all down.

Top Three Guest Spots

1) House: Let me just say something before we continue. OK I know some of you may be a little thrown off by my chose for the top spot, so with that said: Rachel, put down the shot gun. Reach underneath your desk, there should be a brown paper bag (watch out for the large yellow spider. Yes, he was hit by the bug repellent, but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?), and breath. There is a very good reason I put House before Supernatural. And that reason is, because you get to be in the same room as Hugh Laurie, Jesse Spencer, and those beautiful accents, let alone be tended to by them, and not die! Yes, a spot on Supernatural almost guarantees that you will be touched, carried, saved or kissed by J2, but it also pretty much means you're a dead man. .woman. So in conclusion, you get the hotties with out playing a dead body. That is why. .

2) Supernatural: Unless of course you're a 16 year old girl, which makes you Jail Bait, you just might get a smooch from the boys. But sadly I am 16, and don't have a guest role on said TV show. Misfortune aside, It would still be totally boss to be on Supernatural, for mostly the same reasons as House, plus a few more. You just might get to play with guns! Maybe be on the blooper reel (which I'm not ashamed to say is something I really want) Have a killer wardrobe! But best of all you just might get to sit in THE ACTUAL METALLICAR! It's another dream of myn to sit in the middle seat in the back of that beautiful car, and perhaps get locked in the trunk. Come on think of how many ppl you could fit in that thing, it's a freakin' monster! Also, playing the role of one of the many beautiful female demons that Sam and Dean are confronted by, would be the icing on this cake of awesome. Seriously, that would be Uh-mazing! They get the best, wardrobe, awesome lines, and the killer black eyes!

3) How I met Your Mother: To be on this show would be so beyond fantastic! To be in the presence of such comedic genius would just be too much; I would die from the awesome radiating, off of Neil Patrick Harris! Again, being 16 doesn't really bid well in the way of betting a guest role, but a girl can dream can't she?

Don't be shy. Go ahead, leave a comment, really I want your insight. I crave your approval. OK I don't, I just needed to butter you up. But leave a comment anyway..