I've been putting it off for to long now! What? The challenge between irachel and me! Whoever writes the best blog wins...but wins what? Oh maybe the loser has to run around their block stark naked...no. Ooo! The loser has to eat a big bucket of elf poo! No that's unsanitary. I've got it! Slap bet! What's a slap bet, I refer you to the conveniently placed HIMYM quote just below this paragraph.
Barney: I've got it ultimate wager, slap bet.
Marshall: Oh slap bet we used to do those when I was a kid!
Lilly: What's a slap bet?
Marshall: Whoever's right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can-but no rings.
Barney: *snaps*
Lilly: That's so immature-
Marshall: you can be slap bet commissioner.
Lilly: I love it! What are my powers??
So kneel before Todd and let's get ready to rumble Spider-monkey!
I had to replace a guitar string today, and I thought I did a pretty good job...that is until I noticed she sounded funny. So I'm sitting there with my tuner, trying to find out why my poor Penny sounded off, when I realized I put on the wrong string. I was all, "Ugh!" And my tuner indicated that it was a perfect F! Haha!...Not funny enough. .Fine!
I'm going to Abq/Okc for Christmas and I have to switch planes in Atlanta, and I get lost very easily. So you can understand my fear of getting lost forever in that place! I mean seriously! Lindsey and I had to go through like this tunnel, that lead to a train that had to go at the speed of light, so that it could get to Terminal A in less than 5 mins. So were on the train and it starts going, we start picking up speed at an alarming rate. I mean stuff is flying backwards, cows and hags on bicycles are floating around in the cab, and the old lady across the aisle from me starts praying in Spanish. She reaches in her pocket to get her rosary, and I'm like," Nooooo dooooon't leeeeet goooo oooof thhhhe baaaarr!" Why am I talking that way? Because sound slows down when you're going that fast. Anyways, she lets go, and is immediately swept up. She's screaming, "Santa Maria!" Over and over, and she's looks like a flag flapping in the wind! So I give Lindsey a look like, "We gotta save this old lady, before she smashes into the back of the cab and we're all splattered with old lady gunk." and she looks at me like I'm crazy. I ignore her, and reach for the old lady, but much to my surprise her face is completely shluffed off. Then I look around to find I'm no longer on the train, I'm in a decrepit looking old house. Out of the blue I hear gun fire, and someone yell, "Sammy?!" All the sudden who should come bounding down the stairs but G. Cortes. So after I'm down vomiting all over the floor, and laughing at the ridiculous size of her nose, I pick up a broken piece of wood and launch it at her head. Since she's too stupid to dodge, not to mention her big fat ugly, too much botox, botch plastic surgery lips slowed her down, it spears her right through her forehead all Paris Hilton, House of Wax status! So she's dead on the floor, and I take the opportunity to be the eye witness to some major Hurt!Sam, and jump over her body, which by now has turned into a lizard, then a smoking pile of ashes, no surprise there, and run down the hall. But instead of finding the Winchester's I find the Wee!chesters. "Man, I'm pretty sure that would be illegal..." I mumbled under my breath. Then suddenly John and the monster come flying through the wall and start wrestling on the floor. I look down to find his sawed off at my feet, so I pick it up and shoot the monster. "Why thank you mysterious young girl who appeared out of no where!" He cries, "How can I ever repay you?" I figure its JDM what the heck. "I am hurt." I feign half heartedly and fall to the ground, "and I need to get back to the Atlanta airport!" He rushes to my side, and sweeps me up into his arms, "But young girl you're in the Atlanta airport, this is terminal A." Then suddenly over the loud speakers 'Whole Lotta Love' starts playing, and the next thing I know I'm at the Abq bus stop, with Jeff Dunham, and Peanut.
