You may be a lover but you aint no dancer..

Its usually idiotic rambles
But every now and then something artistic slips through.
It can’t be forced,
Just be patient and let it speak how it will;
Now child listen closely to the wind.
Don't try to analyze the work,
Because there is no method, or rhythm.
Only madness and reason ensue.

Oh it's just as well we know what we do..

Misha Collins has the sexiest wrinkles under his eyes...is wrinkles the word I'm looking for here?? They're more like crease..but not bags...Who cares you know what I mean, they suit him welll. Really well.

I found the the most amazing picture of J2 just now! The twinkiest Jared! Yes, I said twinkiest and?



I missed the most important epi of the season...and they're not airing the next one until the 15th. OF JANUARY! Everyone on LJ is still talking about, and it's killing me because something went down between Cas and Al! All I know is that Al was choking Cas and Misha made the best face EVER! Yeah great timing on that movie premiere Summit Entertainment! Thanks a bunch! Yes in most cases Twilight totally trumps Supernatural...just not when it comes down to watching the movie they ruined, or THE EPISODE YOU NEARLY DIED WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also realize that the previous paragraph is old news but..
I am suffering from serious withdrawal! I haven't seen and Jensen or Jared in action on ages...ok two weeks but, TV time it's been years...kinda like how dogs age.

*ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok that helped a little.

Fangirlin'

I'm still on my Twi-high from the premiere, and I'm still trying to work it out of my system. I'm going see it again tomorrow, and I just might OD on sexy! I'm also due for a really good fangirl post...So I'm gonna unleash all my pent up squee..brace yourselves ppl this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

You may experience pictures of and drabble about Twilight, RPattz, Kristen Stewart, and Jackson Rathbone.

Holy Crow! I am Madly in love with Jackson Rathbone. He is like OmGeegorgeous! The hair! The eyes, oh my gosh the eyes! They are sooooooo beautiful! Have you seen them??? They're the greenest eyes I've ever seen!



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I told you! OmGee! His smile! I LOVE it! it's crooked like Edward's!! *squeeeeeeeee!* RPattz is hot but he pales (Haha pales) in comparison to JackRath!

Twilight made me realize:
My kids will grow up in Forks, WA.
I want to be a vampire.
That if that certain boy ignores me, it's only because he's a vampire and he's polite enough to resist eating me.
Being clumsy has it perks.
Having a pulse is so over rated.
Boys in books are just better
Vampires are the shiznit.

Ok I love Kristen Stewart, but ever since Twilight she's been lookin' a little...iffy. Example:




Don't get me wrong I love her! She's a tremendous actor and she is totally gorgeous but...yeah.

I am utterly and helplessly addicted to the Twilight Saga...but Eclipse will never end!!!!! I mean seriously how long can the put off saving Seattle ??? Gahh! I have like 200 paged left and it's just so long! And then Breaking Dawn! OmGee! 754 pages! I'm gonna die before I actually read it! By that I mean I now everything that's gonna happen in that book, but I haven't read it...what, I like spoilers. I'm a very impatient girl! Haha! I got two friends of myn addicted too, and one of them beat me. She read Twilight in one day, then New Moon AND Eclipse in the same day. Then Breaking Dawn in two...but that's besides the point..

Who's excited about the next one??? ME!!!!! Are you?? If not you have to options A) you can get excited or B) I'll track you down and shoot you in the foot....That's what I thought.

Everyone's a critic.

Spoiler alert for Twilight movie and book. So if you haven't read them beware...and if you don't plan on reading them, take Nike's advice and Just do it!

I so called the disaster. What disaster am I talking about? The Twilight movie. Yes, I love love love the books, but the movie..well they ruined it. They left out a bunch of stuff and they changed things that didn't need to be changed. All in all it was 50/50. I did really like it, but I was pissed. They ruined the meadow scene. How? THEY WEREN'T IN A FREAKING MEADOW!! He ran her to the top of a mountain! Also the way they depicted Edward made him look like a bumbling idiot. In the biology class scene when they first meet, it was all to comical. It just seemed like they rushed through the story. I did however love Jasper (Jackson Rathbone). So cute! "He's the one that looks like he's always in pain." Haha! And the hospital scene! OmGee! It seemed like Kristen Stewart forgot her lines, it was a mess. I had a really awesome time though! We went to the midnight showing, of course, and met some really cool ppl!

So in conclusion, see the movie first then read the book or you'll be sitting in the theatre fuming and silently cursing the producers for screwing it up.

It's the end of the world as we know it..

Ok so maybe not..possibly just the end of the best show ever!

Yes of course I'm taking about Supernatural.

Speaking of which..



I Know What You Did Last Summer turned out to be pretty crappy. Well it was 50/50, It was good and reallly bad. For one G. Cortez was in it, so that's half the awesome out the window. She's just a horrible actress! She doesn't have enough additude to pull off Ruby let alone the fact that she has about the same personality as a wet mop. I want Katie Cassidy back, or at the very least the secretary..But what it lost because of the skank, they more than made up for with Hurt!Sam/Dean, and Drunk!Sam, suffice to say I was very pleased! Through the whole first scene I was silently singing "It's the end the world as we know it.." Which brings us to Anna (Julie Mcniven). I LOVED her! I wish I had her hair! She is a very beautiful girl, and very lucky I might add. Why? Well she was on Supernatural, and by the looks of it had a sex scene with Jensen..yeah that's why. She looks a lot like Emma Roberts. Arg, I straying from the point...don't I always. Ha! Why do they have to smell the funny yellow powder on the floor to know it's sulfur..isn't it obvious!

Holy crap.

Obama won.

Fantastic.

NOT!

He wants to legalize abortion.

If I was 18 I would move to Mexico...or Italy.

And I may not know much about politics and what he stands for but yeah the next four to eight years could be hell..literally.

Nothin' gonna stop me but devine intervention

"One of these days, they'll find the steak knifes, and the phrase, Curiosity Killed The Cat, Will take on a whole new meaning."


I've seen Michael Rosenbaum in ladies under roos!

I would tell you where, but for the life of me I can't spell it! I've actually seen a numerous amount of estranged males in drag. Ha Halarious! *roflamo* Get it?? I purposely misspelled. .Oh never mind. *grumbles to self*lousy kids and the new fangeled cellular devices, walking around text messaging, and not appreciating my humor. .

So. .DRAG QUEENS! Dude, like how awesome would it be to get kidnapped by a gang of drag queens?? OK so here's how I think it would happen. .It's obviously night time, everyone knows that drag queens are nocturnal. *Is handed a slip of paper.* Apparently not. .ahem

DRAG QUEENS ARE NOCTURNAL CREATURES!!!!!

OK now that, that's taken care of. .It's dark out, and you're on the wrong side of the tracks, and you are approached by none other than Liza, Celine, and Cher. Automatically, you ask for their autographs. But to your dismay they step in to better light, and you find out that they are men in women's clothing! You're so heartbroken you begen to cry. They immediately comfort you, "There, There," they coo in their man voices, and then they wist you off to a trashy night club, with chubby cage dancers that have jiggly neck fat, and before you know it you're having the time of your life. Then you wake up the next morning, in a puddle of vodka, and what smells like, The liquid from a glow stick, wrapped in a feather boa and dressed like Chakakan. Hey! It happens. .poor Patrice never stood a chance.

What do you call a woman in men's cloths?? Cause I think we. .THEY. .They should have a more awesome name, like, like, like. .Ah who am I kiddin I got nothin'.

Ya know, I bet Lindsay Lohan is really a man. I mean what girl could drink that much! consuming bucket loads of booze is a mans job!

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A MAN!
A poorly disguised man.

Herald what you mother said, read the books your father read..

Jared Padakecki: "A girl I'm attracted to, but there has to be more than just a physical attraction. I want a girl I can talk to and have fun doing random things with. Someone who I enjoy and who enjoys me. She has to have a good sense of humor and be willing to kid around."

No this has nothing to with the title, they rarely ever do. Sorry for the rapid succession of blogs last night..

This is a particularly long post, so bare with me. Do enjoy. And now for my thoughts on tonight's epi's of Smallville and Supernatural. There a minor spoilers for those who haven't watched yet...that is if you watch them in the first place. If that's the case you really should..

The CW was rated the #1 station among women. I wonder why...












Moving on!

Finally after eight seasons Smallville is inching closer and closer to the tights and red cape! I for one have been dying to see Tom in skintight spandex. . .
Sadly in an attempt to get Jimmy off his trail about the red and blue blurr, that he snapped a photo of, Clark gets rid of all his shmexy red and blue shirts. Yes, that includes both of the beloved red and blue jackets! I'm sure I'm not the only one sad to see them go. In doing this Clark discovered a new color, gray! And boy did it looked smashing on him, especially because it left nothing to the imagination. You could see every rock hard muscle. I nearly fainted.
After four years of waiting it finally happened. Lois and Clark's relationship is slowly growing from friends, and recently colleagues, to more than friends. Just a few episodes ago Lois was forced to admit that she loved him! Speaking of Lois, I think she knows, or at least suspects that, Clark is the home town hero. Seriously, if she's the great reporter she claims to be, she would be able to put two and two together. Clark's always wears red and blue, the blur was red and blue. When she called him for help, the mysterious savior shows up and knocks crazy into the wall...Hmmm. That's even more incentive to believe they love each other. She could have called Chloe, or Oliver, but she called Clark! Did anyone else see that, in the picture, her hand was up to her forehead like a damsel in movie form the thirties? Also Erica Durance(Lane) walks like a man in heels..

Supernatural. I'd just like to bring up a really good point my friend Rachel, who I call irachel, thought of. The demons Sammy is exorcising, Azazel wouldn't want them to go back to hell let alone Ruby. So where are they going?
Tonight's epi! The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester! Yay for the Charlie Brown reference! Does that make Sammy Charlie Brown? What are you trying say Kripke?
While Sam is on topic, his Jedi mind powers will now be refereed to as Extra Curricular Activities. Thank you Castiel.
In tonight's episode the boys are after a centuries old witch, with the intent of raising Sam Hane. We also got some more Castiel, and a new angel Uriel!
This might be the finale season. Sad as it is, it very well could be, I've heard rumors, and things about it. They way their setting things up, it seems very likely. I know one things for sure the Winchester's will go down swinging!

And because I think way to much, and write it all down.

Top Three Guest Spots

1) House: Let me just say something before we continue. OK I know some of you may be a little thrown off by my chose for the top spot, so with that said: Rachel, put down the shot gun. Reach underneath your desk, there should be a brown paper bag (watch out for the large yellow spider. Yes, he was hit by the bug repellent, but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?), and breath. There is a very good reason I put House before Supernatural. And that reason is, because you get to be in the same room as Hugh Laurie, Jesse Spencer, and those beautiful accents, let alone be tended to by them, and not die! Yes, a spot on Supernatural almost guarantees that you will be touched, carried, saved or kissed by J2, but it also pretty much means you're a dead man. .woman. So in conclusion, you get the hotties with out playing a dead body. That is why. .

2) Supernatural: Unless of course you're a 16 year old girl, which makes you Jail Bait, you just might get a smooch from the boys. But sadly I am 16, and don't have a guest role on said TV show. Misfortune aside, It would still be totally boss to be on Supernatural, for mostly the same reasons as House, plus a few more. You just might get to play with guns! Maybe be on the blooper reel (which I'm not ashamed to say is something I really want) Have a killer wardrobe! But best of all you just might get to sit in THE ACTUAL METALLICAR! It's another dream of myn to sit in the middle seat in the back of that beautiful car, and perhaps get locked in the trunk. Come on think of how many ppl you could fit in that thing, it's a freakin' monster! Also, playing the role of one of the many beautiful female demons that Sam and Dean are confronted by, would be the icing on this cake of awesome. Seriously, that would be Uh-mazing! They get the best, wardrobe, awesome lines, and the killer black eyes!

3) How I met Your Mother: To be on this show would be so beyond fantastic! To be in the presence of such comedic genius would just be too much; I would die from the awesome radiating, off of Neil Patrick Harris! Again, being 16 doesn't really bid well in the way of betting a guest role, but a girl can dream can't she?

Don't be shy. Go ahead, leave a comment, really I want your insight. I crave your approval. OK I don't, I just needed to butter you up. But leave a comment anyway..

Ok last one for tonight I swear.

Ha ha! Misha Collins (Casteil) said in an interview, that he wasn't off put by the fangirls. I laughed. He obviously hasn't been googleing himself. Poor naive man.

"A few random girls have already come up to me. The enthusiasm that I've been met with is something new and not something I'm really prepared for. So far it's fun albeit kind of strange. I guess it's a hazard of being an actor. But actors chase that notoriety and to shun it when it comes would be in bad taste. So I'm going to embrace it."

Good, cause he's gonna need an open mind to combat the twisted, but oh so awesome crack that is The Supernatural Fandom..

"Misha: Our house burned down when I was in high school, so I can't say I have anything from childhood. I guess, my femur? "

Hmmm. .sounds like something I'd say. Which is funny cause my house burned down when I was a kid too. We have more in common than I thought!

"..But I think because I live in LA, everybody is used to seeing people that they see on television. So actors don't get accosted that much. Unless you're Paris Hilton, but she brings it on herself."

Ha ha! That's just funny!

"Do you yourself believe in angels?
Good question.

Thanks but I can't take credit for it. It was actually a reader's question.
So this is a plagerized question?

Yes, it's a Joe Biden question.
*Misha laughs*"

That be all...I just need to Mishaspam.

One last thing befor for I close my eyes.

Na na na na na, I wanna start a fight
So, So what I'm still a rock star. I got my rock moves. And I don't need you. And guess what, I'm havin' more fun. And now that were done, I'm gonna show you tonight I'm alright I'm just fine And you're tool so. And I don't want you tonight.


I just thought I should inform the populace, for no reason in particular, that boys suck. Could it be the musical influence currently in my ears? It's a valid question that deserves a valid answer. .Yeah it's possible.

Let's just face it, they do. And if you're a boy reading this don't get offended it's not your fault that your that way, or maybe it is. Who knows..

Hey you there! Yeah, you.

I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my tongue in the mirror and bendin' over backwards just to try to see it clearer. But my breath fogged up the glass and so I drew a new face and I laughed

Welcome!

Haha! Listen to me being all formal. Like it says, this is random, and it's insane, and I am known to be sarcastic. I'm not new at this, I have a myspace blog. Unfortunately, that only reaches a limited number of ppl, and out of that little crowd of my friends and family, only 5 or 6 of them actually read it. I mostly post because I crave the attention..OK not really, I secretly want to be a stand-up comedian and this is as close as I should ever get to that dream. Why? Because I'm not that funny, and I figure blogging is the next best thing! Also, I tend to ramble about Supernatural 99% of the time, and only 3 of the ppl that read my other blog are into it, and this should reach more of it's fans! You should know that I am madly in love with Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki. So with out further ado some of my Supernatural ramblings from last weeks epi! (Yellow Fever)

Holy cow! I say this just about every week, but Yellow Fever was the best episode to date. Jensen did a fantastic job, he was freakin' hilarious! He is a really talented actor. I noticed when he was running from the Yorkie, that he looks really stupid when he runs! And not just then! In No Rest For the Wicked when he was running from the hell hounds, he looked stupid. I guess everyone looks stupid when they run though. Don't deny it, you know you do! OmGee the face he made when he first saw the snake. Priceless! And his scream! I was literally roflamo! Oh man that was classic! And on a slightly more serious note..ah who am I kidding, I'm very rarely serious! Last but certainly not least, Jensen dancing to Eye of The Tiger. OmEffGee!! Real men point when they dance! That was the greatest thing ever to happen in the four years that Supernatural has been on the air! It was FTMFWOAWETBW! And for everyone reading this going, "ftmfwoawetbw?? What in the name of salty crackers does that stand for???" It's For the Mother F****ing Win of All Wins Ever to be Won.


[peace out]