Nothin' gonna stop me but devine intervention

"One of these days, they'll find the steak knifes, and the phrase, Curiosity Killed The Cat, Will take on a whole new meaning."


I've seen Michael Rosenbaum in ladies under roos!

I would tell you where, but for the life of me I can't spell it! I've actually seen a numerous amount of estranged males in drag. Ha Halarious! *roflamo* Get it?? I purposely misspelled. .Oh never mind. *grumbles to self*lousy kids and the new fangeled cellular devices, walking around text messaging, and not appreciating my humor. .

So. .DRAG QUEENS! Dude, like how awesome would it be to get kidnapped by a gang of drag queens?? OK so here's how I think it would happen. .It's obviously night time, everyone knows that drag queens are nocturnal. *Is handed a slip of paper.* Apparently not. .ahem

DRAG QUEENS ARE NOCTURNAL CREATURES!!!!!

OK now that, that's taken care of. .It's dark out, and you're on the wrong side of the tracks, and you are approached by none other than Liza, Celine, and Cher. Automatically, you ask for their autographs. But to your dismay they step in to better light, and you find out that they are men in women's clothing! You're so heartbroken you begen to cry. They immediately comfort you, "There, There," they coo in their man voices, and then they wist you off to a trashy night club, with chubby cage dancers that have jiggly neck fat, and before you know it you're having the time of your life. Then you wake up the next morning, in a puddle of vodka, and what smells like, The liquid from a glow stick, wrapped in a feather boa and dressed like Chakakan. Hey! It happens. .poor Patrice never stood a chance.

What do you call a woman in men's cloths?? Cause I think we. .THEY. .They should have a more awesome name, like, like, like. .Ah who am I kiddin I got nothin'.

Ya know, I bet Lindsay Lohan is really a man. I mean what girl could drink that much! consuming bucket loads of booze is a mans job!

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A MAN!
A poorly disguised man.