It hasn't been that long..

Alright, a month and ten days is a little long, but hey I'm here now aren't I?

I get these random burst of energy where I'll blog somewhat consistently for a week or so then I fall of the face of the earth with it for a while, same with Twitter.

Shut up, Rachel, you don't read this anyway ;D

Soooo, a lot's happened in the past month..and I probably won't tell you most of it..

Well, except that I'm moving..which I do a lot of. When I first started this blog I was in Jax, then I went to NM now I'm going back to OKC.

Hmm..what else?

Well, I got a boyfriend..and then dumped him with in the span of a week. I'll tell you why, geez, get of my back people. He was super clingy, he dipped and he drove like a maniac. Not to mention he talked to my friend way more than he ever talked to me..which was fine because he seemed to like me more than I liked him. Oh, and then, get this, it turns out he likes said best friend and the only reason he was with me was to get to her, so I don't even know what all that lame I'm-super-sad-and-I'm-gonna-go-to-Choctaw-on-my-motorcycle-so-that-I-can't-answer-my-phone suicidal crap was about. Is that supposed to be hyphenated? Eh, who cares. Oh, that explains why he "had such a hard time talking to me". He just did that so that you would talk to him, Rachel. Oh, this explains so much!

What a gentleman. Dirt bag.

Hmm, what else, what else..

I'm tired of being blonde, if that's news..

Yeah, I have like five miles of roots and I look like white trash, and I just want my black hair back.

I'm so bi-polar with my hair. I always dye it or bleach it on a whim. I've also taken to cutting my bangs on a whim as well.

I want to grow it out, but then I'll get this random urge to cut it really short so I do, then I'm sad because I wanted to grow it out. Like, right now I want to cut it like Elliot did on Scrubs when she went all "Hot Doctor". It was shortish and spunky..I probably wouldn't be able to pull it off though.

I need to cut it anyway, my tips are so bad! They're probably split up to my ears, but still so much better than four months ago!

The longest it's been in years is shoulder length.

When I was in like 5th, 6th, 7th grade and I didn't give a flying rip about my hair, it was to the middle of my back! It was super long. In fact, I believe I have a picture.

It's just gonna all fall out one day, then what will I do. Wigs! Wigs would be much easier!

Then I'd be like Ms. Slocombe!

My hair isn't all dry and brittle anymore, that's a plus! I still can't brush it while it's wet but it's getting there!

You should be proud of me, it's been fourth months and I haven't done anything to it..but I'm dying to.

Ooo, I got a genuine leather jacket at Goodwill for 5 bucks! That was so awesome! It's so very Ruby/Meg/Buffy!

In fact, in one of the eps of Buffy, she's wearing one almost identical to mine!

Oh, that's another thing! I'm watching Buffy now, thanks to That Whaley Friend of Mine!

It totally the 90's version on SPN and Smallville!

I swear Smallville stole their idea from Buffy!

Xander is adorkable!

Then there's Angel and Spike who are drop dead gorgeous!

*melts*

Holy Crow! In eight days I will be an adult, well legally at least, there's not much to say for my maturity level..

I remember when I was 8 I would think, "Only 10 years" like it was a short amount of time.

Gosh, ten years passes slowly, but quickly at the same time.

Haa, I'm not freaking out about it as much now, as I was. It's still a little freaky, but soon I can get the piercings I want, eyebrow, nose and lip, and my tattoo! I'm planning to get that one on my right shoulder!

Hmm, I do believe Ive talked myself out.

Good night!

The theological disscusions of a squidd, a whale and a lobster.

Rachel, Elisabeth and I were at Braum's the other day when we figured out that Paris Hilton's existence may actually have some benefit to the human race..or at least woman from the ages of 18 to 36.

Paris Hilton exists in the SPN.

Gilmore Girls also exists in SPN.

If these two things are true then that means that Jared Padalecki also exists in SPN.

That means that Jensen Ackles, and Misha Collins exist in SPN by association.

If these three people exists in SPN then that means that the entire Hollywood world exists in the SPN.

This means that you and I exist in SPN, and that somewhere out there are two really hot, emotionally co-dependent brothers riding around in a '67 Impala kickin' butt and takin' names.

Which also means that not only have the Winchester boys had books written about them but that they have doppelgangers in Vancouver acting out their lives.

This also means that we have just doubled the chances of one of us meeting one of them.

I have also proved that by figuring all of this out I need a life.

And that yes, there is such a thing as being to obsessed.

Dang, now I have a Paris Hilton tag.

The Final Countdown..

26 HOURS!

I'm so excited that, if I could, I would capitalize the numbers!

I miss all my friendlys!

And now I will name them all so that they will all have tags!

(Don't say I never did anything for you.)

Whale (Rachel..who already has a tag!)
Quail (Kayla..who also has a tag that I was unaware of)
Lobster (Elisabeth, whom I call Lizzie because it makes her unhappy at times :P)
Platypus (Maddie)
Kid (Rachel Walls, or Lil' Rachel)
..Oh no, you don't have an animal nickname, or you do and I'm just oblivious to this fact (Becca)

HAPPY, I AM HAPPY!

I have Relient K on the brain!

I've been listening to them religiously for the past few days and it has reminded me of how totally and completely epic they are!

They make my soul dance in tiny little circles that soon become large sloppy circles because it looses it's balance then it falls over and flails on the floor for awhile because it's like one of those fainting goats that falls over when it's startled, only it's not startled it's happy because it hears Matthew Theissen's voice and dies of happiness.

So..SUPERNATURAL!

It's needs to be watched because I haven't seen the last two eps, but I can't because I'm waiting to watch them with That whaley friend of mine!

AGH!

I think I need a nap..and also to finish the next installment of The Adventures of Cofski the Failed American Spy in Russia.

What you thought that I was kidding about continuing that?

Hex no!

I think I may have cancer on my chest..See I sunburned my chest and apparently it was worse than I thought and now it a really red, gross, dry, scrunchy patch of skin. I'm going to die of cancer.

Hmm, if it was cancer, would it be skin cancer or breast cancer?

JK, it would be skin cancer..I really hope it's not cancer..*paces the hallway mumbling about how she's to young to die and that she can't die until she kills a vampire*

If you can't tell I have all this pent up energy and it's all coming out into sporadic blogging, just wait to see what will happen when I blog in the car tomorrow!

Ahjgdfhgsdfhfha;'kdf'afahgfajkhgf..I'm done now, and I'm going to take a nap.

This is comepletely irrelevant..

But what else on this isn't?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdqolJyT5u8

I made this ages ago, October 25, 2008 to be exact, I was obviously super bored.

*brb dead* (spoilers for Point of No Return)

I am SO glad I'm home alone right now, because I'm watching SPN and it could get loud.

I've already shouted once..

Ah, Dean has a rape whistle..not exactly the point of that serious moment, right.

Yay Ducky face!


You know those arm spasms I was talking about, totally doing that hardcore right now!


Oh my gosh! I am just AGGGGGHHHHH, SPN overdose right now!


Like I have to stop watching every so often so I can type, so that I don't squee loud enough to wake the Chinese!


Supernatural is so despondent and angst ridden, it's a teenage girls dream! They also have a way of using headaches against us, they know our weakness.


You know what I'm wondering, I'm wondering how, through every thing that it's been through and all the blood and gunk that has tainted it, is his trench coat so dang clean?!


I also don't understand how Misha Collins can be so beautiful beyond all compare..It's baffling. I could just stare at him for hours and never be bored of it.



"You know, why don't you blow me, Cas."
Don't tempt him, Dean.



Dear Adam, I kind of want to punch you in the face. You are a little snot. I want Ghoul!Adam back, he at least pretended to be nice.



Guys, I'm bouncing. Literally bouncing.



I am going to sock Dean right in the beautiful jaw.

You to, Zach.

Whoop his butt, Cas, he deserves it!

Guuuuys?

P.S spoilers for Spn!

I'm tired and feel like complaining.

I'm also home alone and blaring my music!

Yay Panic! at the Dicso!

Oh and I'm bored. I noticed this is what I lean towards when I'm bored, complaining to perfect strangers is more fun than sitting around picking your nose..Which I don't do..

Ok so here's how it breaks down:

I read Twilight, fell in love. I was a crazy fan girl. Then I started to fall off the wagon and started hating it. Now that I'm reading Breaking Dawn again I've discovered something. That something is that I hate Stephenie Meyer because she cannot write to save her life, and that I hate the writing itself, but I like the story. Needless to say I'm a fan of Twilight.

Oh and I hate Bella's guts.

Go Team Guy Who Almost Squished Bella!

I can't stand the movies either!

Like I've said before they completely murdered the first movie, like slaughtered it and ripped out it's eyeballs then proceed to rape it's corpse, then if that wasn't enough they dressed it up in a clown suit and went all Weekend at Bernie's on it. It was that bad.

I don't know about New Moon, I've yet to see it so I'll hold out on that..Oh except that I can tell they ruined some parts by just watching the previews.

Seriously people, it's not that hard to make a movie cannon with the book.

Shutter Island. Case in point.

I saw the movie first and then I read the book, both are phenomenal by the way, and the movie was literally verbatim every line in the book.

If you can't tell I get very heated about movie based on books, because they always end up killing them completely.

Time Traveler's Wife, they left out so much stuff that they needed to make it TTW, it wasn't half as good as it could have been. I was very disappointed.

Amityville Horror, the newer one with Ryan Reynolds (Augh he's beautiful) was nothing at all like the real story, yes I know that it really happened, let alone the book. They literally just used the possessed house story as a canvas for some weird murderer guy.

I just need to stop watching movies.

Anyway on to other things..

Ummm..

DRUNK CAS!

I almost fainted from the joy and ecstasy!

More please!

"The Whore."

"No, Cas tell us what you really think."

And when Dean was talking to that girl, that I don't care enough about to remember her name, his eyes were so freaking green! I almost missed the entire exchange between the two of them because I was lost in his eyes!

Ok so this summer I am going to Okc again, and it will be the epicest of all my epic voyages to Okc ever to be epiced! That Whaley Friend of Mine and I have/are compiling a to do list for the summer..so far it's awesome!

Summer's List of Awesome

-Complete Cloak vid
-Complete Smallville fic
-Complete Kyler/Aiden fic
-Remake Smallville vids
-Remake SPN vids
-Spend 24 hours watching one season of SPN
-One day for LOTR
-Finish an entire game of Monopoly
-Make random SPN/SMV/bratz vids
-"Bathe" in Keifr
-Go to Pops
-Make Sam Winchester for President page
-Watch Hellboy I & II
-Watch The Squid & The Whale
-Memorize various Jason Steele vids
-Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Ruin in sprinklers
-Build a blanket fort
-Watch SPN from said fort

There is so much more to come that it might take two whole summers to complete it all!

K I'm done now.

Toodles,
K. Merch

Hmmm this is pitiful..

Hello and welcome all to the first post, in what feels like, months!

Goodness, I really should have some sort of scheduling for this blog.

But then again if I had one it wouldn't be as good.

A planned post is no good.

A good blog is a sudden, and fierce urge to talk with keys. (
It's the sudden need to get things out of your head and feel poetic.

As I am now. ;)

And with Panic! At The Disco to accompany me I should do swimmingly.

Is it January 21st yet?!
I'm dying without my boys!

But this hiatus, and I hesitate to say this at the risk of every girl shooting me, is sort of a relief.

Because, sadly, I am the only one that likes Supernatural in my household, so when 8 o'clock Thursday rolls around the struggle for one hour of TV to myself is difficult. I haven't had to worry about missing it!

But seriously, I am dying to know the other things The Colt can't kill.

And why the boys are in the Nut House, Gabriel maybe?

Anywho I don't really have much of that to ramble about..I'm a bad Fan Girl.

Hmm...

[[Toodles]]

Them's the brakes..

I am just a big bundle of giddy school girl tonight!

Maybe it's because of The Vampire Diaries addiction that I've recently aquired, or the fact the it's Supernatural night!

Maybe it's both, and the fact that there is a very cute irish man on tonights SPN epi!

Something about him screamed Heath Ledger..! Not just the fact that he had an accent, but he kinda looked like him too..only a tad though.

I love the writers! I'm pretty sure that Supernatural has the best writers on the planet, who come up with the best one liners on television!

"Benjaman Button me back into burger shape.."

"I do believe that he-witch gave you the clap.."

"For a witch your so nice it's creepy.."

What? They let house keeping into their room? Well thats a first!

I'm sad that Smallville is no longer our Thursday night prequel to Supernatural, but I'm more than happy with it's replacement! I've only seen two-ish episodes of it but I am so in love with it! At first I thought it was gonna be lame, but it's pretty good. I am hooked.

Yay for new addictions!

It's based on a book series by L.J Smith. They're bound to be better than Twilight. The tv show is already better than the movie! I want to read them, but sadly all the libraries have them checked out and the waiting list is probaby 8 miles long. Stupid prepubesent girls!!

My favorite line from tonght?

"Where's your bathroom I have to pee. Why do I have to pee? I thought I was dead!"

I'm a Damon girl myself, Stefan is pretty and all but he's a softy. Yes, "Good" vampires are great, but why fight who you are? I mean if you can feed on human blood with out killing the victim, why wouldn't you??

K, I'm outie.

[[Toodles]]

Just fade away..

Oh goodeness! T-minus two hours and counting!

Untill what??

The Curious Case of Dean Winchester of course..!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPwYA8ZRKA

Oh! Sammy is adorable!

Oh gosh! I'm excited!

You sound like thunder though you've barely spoken..(spolier alert for 5x1 'Sympathy for the Devil')

"Oh it looks like rain tonight and thank God cause a clear sky just wouldn't feel right.."

It's kinda funny when you go to tag Dean Winchester, and you type the 'D' and drag queens comes up..

Mmm! The smell of rain is in the air, and with it a wave of inspiration, and motivation to blog..!

Hmmm..It's been a while my little chickadees, let's catch up shall we? Alright then, Well as of August 18, I'm officially 17! Now if only I could get my licence or a state issued i.d. I won't have to sneak in the R rated movies any more..

Ahem..anywho I watched the The premiere of my beloved Supernatural three days late! It was great, and how!! For the information of my Supernatural obsessed, and/or seas readers, (not that I think I'm so great that I've got readers all over the planet but you know just in case I do) the CW puts the episodes up on the website for our viewing pleasure, I think, the Sunday after it airs.

I literally almost had a heart attack when Chuck announced that our dear sweet Cas, "Exploded like a water balloon of chunky soup.." Yeah I'm a little attached to Misha, and his corresponding role as our Thursday night angel.

But when he showed up and kicked some serious angel butt I almost had another one, because I was so happy to see his face! But that sneaky little angel just disappearing after his Lazarus stunt was just plain rude, Kripke knows just how to pull us to the edge of or couches (or desk chair in my case), and promptly drop us on our faces..

I'm guessing Sara Gamble wrote this epi, because Sammy lungs were mercilessly stolen for the greater good of the world. It's her unofficial trade mark. You'll notice in most of the episodes when Sam is suffocated in some way, shape or form, she's usually behind it. It's OK Ms. Gamble we like it to..Kinky.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that stopped breathing and clamped a white knuckled hand over their gaping mouth when Bobby stabbed himself. I hated Kripke at that moment..

Oh and the girl that played Meg! Hooray casting directors! Love her! Don't get me wrong I liked Nikki Acox, but this girl was great..And the way she talked was perfect. To bad Meg left her on the floor of the boys motel room..

How could I forget! The girl writing wincest!
"Could you please stop touching me..?"
She was just awesome! I love that Kripke has sort of been catering to us fan girls!
it feels great to be appreciated sometimes..
At times I wonder what Jared, and Jensen think about our fandom..hmmm. If I were them I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole..God help them if they ever stumble upon CAPSLOCK *evil grin* What a lovely thing we have created.

It will interupt the music flow..

Haha not that any one was actually waiting on me to post but if you were I'm sorry that I didn't post any in or about New York..!

Goodness, I have posted anything absolutely bonkers in ages..not since I deleted my Myspace..Now that one had some great posts...

Gosh, I don't know what to say..Hmmmm...

Hawk Nelson! Any fans other than me??? Raise your hands!
I haven't listened to them in AGES! So many good memories! Like last time I went to one of their concerts, I made a t-shirt that said 'I heart Dun', and he took a picture of it! And the first time I went to one of their concerts, they opened for..Todd Agnew?? Any I don't remember who but I went with my friends Chelsea, and Delanie, and we sang at the top of our lungs the whole time, and then when the other guy came on we sat down and fell asleep on each other! And Jason told me he liked my camo jacket, and that he thought I was hard core..!

I have not truly had a total fan-girl moment in a looooong time. Like a full on gushing about Twilight, Supernatural, whatever I'm obsessed with. It's been months. I'm dying here!! So I've put on my bestest play list, and I'm ready to spill everything!

Ok! Twilight...I still haven't finished Breaking Dawn! I don't know why! I just can't bring myself to sit down and read it! I really should sometime, I have like a week left of summer maybe I can do it in that time..ah who am I kidding I don't have that much motivation..=)(=
Oh goodness, I'm not sure if I'm at all ready for New Moon. I mean come on, there is just so much uncannonness in the preview alone! I could kill myself..! Oi! Come on let's get a producer who is willing to make these movies the right way! All they need is better writing and two new lead actors! K I used to like Kristen Stewart she was good in everything she did up until Twilight.Really just forget he ever ruined the role of Edward, and just think about it..Yeah yeah see he's gross!! I think I might have emptied my fan girl tank on Twilight..so let's take a little break..(if there is a random playlist in the middle of this paragraph..I'm sorry about that..Idk why it's there or how to get rid of it..)

Stand up...Touch you're nose with you left middle finger...Stand on one foot and start babbling like a monkey..

If you just did everything I told you to, you're either a moron..no you're just a moron. Sit back down there's more to come..!

What to talk about now???

Supernatural..*crickets* Oh that's right, it's on summer hiatus! There is nothing new to talk about!!!! Goodness, Don't we all miss our boys! I sure as Heck do! Sammy's nasty hair not so much.. It hasn't always been nasty though..What did you do to you're hair Mr. Padalecki??

The Rise and Fall of Jared's hair..

Is it more sad than funny when you look up pictures of Sam Winchester all you get are picture about wincest??



I think it all started to go down hill when he got rid of the bangs and started tucking it behind his ears..



Now that was a good hair episode! The Season two premiere!



Season Three was good but slowly dying..



Then season four hit, and all we were left with was this..



Let's have a moment of silence for Jared's hair..



He was so perfect in season one! His hair was amazing, he was all cute and lanky, but now is hair is shoved on either side of his over-sized forehead, and he's huge..!

Dear Mr. Padalecki,

WTF?

Sincerely,

a concerned fan..

K I think I'm running on empty now..

[[Toodles]]

I agree with Cyndi Lauper..

I've been putting it off for to long now! What? The challenge between irachel and me! Whoever writes the best blog wins...but wins what? Oh maybe the loser has to run around their block stark naked...no. Ooo! The loser has to eat a big bucket of elf poo! No that's unsanitary. I've got it! Slap bet! What's a slap bet, I refer you to the conveniently placed HIMYM quote just below this paragraph.

Barney: I've got it ultimate wager, slap bet.

Marshall: Oh slap bet we used to do those when I was a kid!

Lilly: What's a slap bet?

Marshall: Whoever's right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can-but no rings.

Barney: *snaps*

Lilly: That's so immature-

Marshall: you can be slap bet commissioner.


Lilly: I love it! What are my powers??

So kneel before Todd and let's get ready to rumble Spider-monkey!

I had to replace a guitar string today, and I thought I did a pretty good job...that is until I noticed she sounded funny. So I'm sitting there with my tuner, trying to find out why my poor Penny sounded off, when I realized I put on the wrong string. I was all, "Ugh!" And my tuner indicated that it was a perfect F! Haha!...Not funny enough. .Fine!

I'm going to Abq/Okc for Christmas and I have to switch planes in Atlanta, and I get lost very easily. So you can understand my fear of getting lost forever in that place! I mean seriously! Lindsey and I had to go through like this tunnel, that lead to a train that had to go at the speed of light, so that it could get to Terminal A in less than 5 mins. So were on the train and it starts going, we start picking up speed at an alarming rate. I mean stuff is flying backwards, cows and hags on bicycles are floating around in the cab, and the old lady across the aisle from me starts praying in Spanish. She reaches in her pocket to get her rosary, and I'm like," Nooooo dooooon't leeeeet goooo oooof thhhhe baaaarr!" Why am I talking that way? Because sound slows down when you're going that fast. Anyways, she lets go, and is immediately swept up. She's screaming, "Santa Maria!" Over and over, and she's looks like a flag flapping in the wind! So I give Lindsey a look like, "We gotta save this old lady, before she smashes into the back of the cab and we're all splattered with old lady gunk." and she looks at me like I'm crazy. I ignore her, and reach for the old lady, but much to my surprise her face is completely shluffed off. Then I look around to find I'm no longer on the train, I'm in a decrepit looking old house. Out of the blue I hear gun fire, and someone yell, "Sammy?!" All the sudden who should come bounding down the stairs but G. Cortes. So after I'm down vomiting all over the floor, and laughing at the ridiculous size of her nose, I pick up a broken piece of wood and launch it at her head. Since she's too stupid to dodge, not to mention her big fat ugly, too much botox, botch plastic surgery lips slowed her down, it spears her right through her forehead all Paris Hilton, House of Wax status! So she's dead on the floor, and I take the opportunity to be the eye witness to some major Hurt!Sam, and jump over her body, which by now has turned into a lizard, then a smoking pile of ashes, no surprise there, and run down the hall. But instead of finding the Winchester's I find the Wee!chesters. "Man, I'm pretty sure that would be illegal..." I mumbled under my breath. Then suddenly John and the monster come flying through the wall and start wrestling on the floor. I look down to find his sawed off at my feet, so I pick it up and shoot the monster. "Why thank you mysterious young girl who appeared out of no where!" He cries, "How can I ever repay you?" I figure its JDM what the heck. "I am hurt." I feign half heartedly and fall to the ground, "and I need to get back to the Atlanta airport!" He rushes to my side, and sweeps me up into his arms, "But young girl you're in the Atlanta airport, this is terminal A." Then suddenly over the loud speakers 'Whole Lotta Love' starts playing, and the next thing I know I'm at the Abq bus stop, with Jeff Dunham, and Peanut.

I'm not all that inspired..*le sigh*

I apologize in advance for any of the side effects that may occur from reading this post. They include: Loss of interest, Drowsiness, Vomiting, and A strong feeling of disappointment toward the author of this blog. Do not read if easily bored, women who may be nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant should not read this post due to the fact that the baby may retaliate and bad things would ensue...you should not drive or operate heavy machinery while reading this post, because you could fall asleep and massacre an entire small village..plus the fact that reading and operating a steam roller probably isn't the best idea..

Wow..
So you know how I said I would never get through Eclipse, Let alone Breaking Dawn??

Yeah well I did..get through Eclipse that is..
However I am still reading BD..I'm only half of the way through and I've been reading it for a while now...
*sigh*

Anywho...I is back in the dessert for goods!
For those of you who don't know "the dessert" is Albuquerque, New Mexico..
Ha "Those of you," Like any body actually reads this.

I wonder what happens to my blogs after they are read....maybe there's some sort of giant black hole where all the unread blogs go to die.

So...Wow I really have nothing to say...

Oh!
"After School Special"! Best epi yet!
18 year old Dean...! Gah I almost died! Then I saw Jensen in a gym teachers uniform...Damn! That man can work the tight shorts!
"This whistle makes me there god!"
Oh and we can't forget...
"Guess what..Three of the cheerleaders are legal..Guess which ones.."
God I love those boys!

[[Toodles]]

Oh it's just as well we know what we do..

Misha Collins has the sexiest wrinkles under his eyes...is wrinkles the word I'm looking for here?? They're more like crease..but not bags...Who cares you know what I mean, they suit him welll. Really well.

I found the the most amazing picture of J2 just now! The twinkiest Jared! Yes, I said twinkiest and?



I missed the most important epi of the season...and they're not airing the next one until the 15th. OF JANUARY! Everyone on LJ is still talking about, and it's killing me because something went down between Cas and Al! All I know is that Al was choking Cas and Misha made the best face EVER! Yeah great timing on that movie premiere Summit Entertainment! Thanks a bunch! Yes in most cases Twilight totally trumps Supernatural...just not when it comes down to watching the movie they ruined, or THE EPISODE YOU NEARLY DIED WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also realize that the previous paragraph is old news but..
I am suffering from serious withdrawal! I haven't seen and Jensen or Jared in action on ages...ok two weeks but, TV time it's been years...kinda like how dogs age.

*ahem* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ok that helped a little.

It's the end of the world as we know it..

Ok so maybe not..possibly just the end of the best show ever!

Yes of course I'm taking about Supernatural.

Speaking of which..



I Know What You Did Last Summer turned out to be pretty crappy. Well it was 50/50, It was good and reallly bad. For one G. Cortez was in it, so that's half the awesome out the window. She's just a horrible actress! She doesn't have enough additude to pull off Ruby let alone the fact that she has about the same personality as a wet mop. I want Katie Cassidy back, or at the very least the secretary..But what it lost because of the skank, they more than made up for with Hurt!Sam/Dean, and Drunk!Sam, suffice to say I was very pleased! Through the whole first scene I was silently singing "It's the end the world as we know it.." Which brings us to Anna (Julie Mcniven). I LOVED her! I wish I had her hair! She is a very beautiful girl, and very lucky I might add. Why? Well she was on Supernatural, and by the looks of it had a sex scene with Jensen..yeah that's why. She looks a lot like Emma Roberts. Arg, I straying from the point...don't I always. Ha! Why do they have to smell the funny yellow powder on the floor to know it's sulfur..isn't it obvious!

Herald what you mother said, read the books your father read..

Jared Padakecki: "A girl I'm attracted to, but there has to be more than just a physical attraction. I want a girl I can talk to and have fun doing random things with. Someone who I enjoy and who enjoys me. She has to have a good sense of humor and be willing to kid around."

No this has nothing to with the title, they rarely ever do. Sorry for the rapid succession of blogs last night..

This is a particularly long post, so bare with me. Do enjoy. And now for my thoughts on tonight's epi's of Smallville and Supernatural. There a minor spoilers for those who haven't watched yet...that is if you watch them in the first place. If that's the case you really should..

The CW was rated the #1 station among women. I wonder why...












Moving on!

Finally after eight seasons Smallville is inching closer and closer to the tights and red cape! I for one have been dying to see Tom in skintight spandex. . .
Sadly in an attempt to get Jimmy off his trail about the red and blue blurr, that he snapped a photo of, Clark gets rid of all his shmexy red and blue shirts. Yes, that includes both of the beloved red and blue jackets! I'm sure I'm not the only one sad to see them go. In doing this Clark discovered a new color, gray! And boy did it looked smashing on him, especially because it left nothing to the imagination. You could see every rock hard muscle. I nearly fainted.
After four years of waiting it finally happened. Lois and Clark's relationship is slowly growing from friends, and recently colleagues, to more than friends. Just a few episodes ago Lois was forced to admit that she loved him! Speaking of Lois, I think she knows, or at least suspects that, Clark is the home town hero. Seriously, if she's the great reporter she claims to be, she would be able to put two and two together. Clark's always wears red and blue, the blur was red and blue. When she called him for help, the mysterious savior shows up and knocks crazy into the wall...Hmmm. That's even more incentive to believe they love each other. She could have called Chloe, or Oliver, but she called Clark! Did anyone else see that, in the picture, her hand was up to her forehead like a damsel in movie form the thirties? Also Erica Durance(Lane) walks like a man in heels..

Supernatural. I'd just like to bring up a really good point my friend Rachel, who I call irachel, thought of. The demons Sammy is exorcising, Azazel wouldn't want them to go back to hell let alone Ruby. So where are they going?
Tonight's epi! The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester! Yay for the Charlie Brown reference! Does that make Sammy Charlie Brown? What are you trying say Kripke?
While Sam is on topic, his Jedi mind powers will now be refereed to as Extra Curricular Activities. Thank you Castiel.
In tonight's episode the boys are after a centuries old witch, with the intent of raising Sam Hane. We also got some more Castiel, and a new angel Uriel!
This might be the finale season. Sad as it is, it very well could be, I've heard rumors, and things about it. They way their setting things up, it seems very likely. I know one things for sure the Winchester's will go down swinging!

And because I think way to much, and write it all down.

Top Three Guest Spots

1) House: Let me just say something before we continue. OK I know some of you may be a little thrown off by my chose for the top spot, so with that said: Rachel, put down the shot gun. Reach underneath your desk, there should be a brown paper bag (watch out for the large yellow spider. Yes, he was hit by the bug repellent, but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?), and breath. There is a very good reason I put House before Supernatural. And that reason is, because you get to be in the same room as Hugh Laurie, Jesse Spencer, and those beautiful accents, let alone be tended to by them, and not die! Yes, a spot on Supernatural almost guarantees that you will be touched, carried, saved or kissed by J2, but it also pretty much means you're a dead man. .woman. So in conclusion, you get the hotties with out playing a dead body. That is why. .

2) Supernatural: Unless of course you're a 16 year old girl, which makes you Jail Bait, you just might get a smooch from the boys. But sadly I am 16, and don't have a guest role on said TV show. Misfortune aside, It would still be totally boss to be on Supernatural, for mostly the same reasons as House, plus a few more. You just might get to play with guns! Maybe be on the blooper reel (which I'm not ashamed to say is something I really want) Have a killer wardrobe! But best of all you just might get to sit in THE ACTUAL METALLICAR! It's another dream of myn to sit in the middle seat in the back of that beautiful car, and perhaps get locked in the trunk. Come on think of how many ppl you could fit in that thing, it's a freakin' monster! Also, playing the role of one of the many beautiful female demons that Sam and Dean are confronted by, would be the icing on this cake of awesome. Seriously, that would be Uh-mazing! They get the best, wardrobe, awesome lines, and the killer black eyes!

3) How I met Your Mother: To be on this show would be so beyond fantastic! To be in the presence of such comedic genius would just be too much; I would die from the awesome radiating, off of Neil Patrick Harris! Again, being 16 doesn't really bid well in the way of betting a guest role, but a girl can dream can't she?

Don't be shy. Go ahead, leave a comment, really I want your insight. I crave your approval. OK I don't, I just needed to butter you up. But leave a comment anyway..

Ok last one for tonight I swear.

Ha ha! Misha Collins (Casteil) said in an interview, that he wasn't off put by the fangirls. I laughed. He obviously hasn't been googleing himself. Poor naive man.

"A few random girls have already come up to me. The enthusiasm that I've been met with is something new and not something I'm really prepared for. So far it's fun albeit kind of strange. I guess it's a hazard of being an actor. But actors chase that notoriety and to shun it when it comes would be in bad taste. So I'm going to embrace it."

Good, cause he's gonna need an open mind to combat the twisted, but oh so awesome crack that is The Supernatural Fandom..

"Misha: Our house burned down when I was in high school, so I can't say I have anything from childhood. I guess, my femur? "

Hmmm. .sounds like something I'd say. Which is funny cause my house burned down when I was a kid too. We have more in common than I thought!

"..But I think because I live in LA, everybody is used to seeing people that they see on television. So actors don't get accosted that much. Unless you're Paris Hilton, but she brings it on herself."

Ha ha! That's just funny!

"Do you yourself believe in angels?
Good question.

Thanks but I can't take credit for it. It was actually a reader's question.
So this is a plagerized question?

Yes, it's a Joe Biden question.
*Misha laughs*"

That be all...I just need to Mishaspam.

Hey you there! Yeah, you.

I've been spendin' way too long checkin' my tongue in the mirror and bendin' over backwards just to try to see it clearer. But my breath fogged up the glass and so I drew a new face and I laughed

Welcome!

Haha! Listen to me being all formal. Like it says, this is random, and it's insane, and I am known to be sarcastic. I'm not new at this, I have a myspace blog. Unfortunately, that only reaches a limited number of ppl, and out of that little crowd of my friends and family, only 5 or 6 of them actually read it. I mostly post because I crave the attention..OK not really, I secretly want to be a stand-up comedian and this is as close as I should ever get to that dream. Why? Because I'm not that funny, and I figure blogging is the next best thing! Also, I tend to ramble about Supernatural 99% of the time, and only 3 of the ppl that read my other blog are into it, and this should reach more of it's fans! You should know that I am madly in love with Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki. So with out further ado some of my Supernatural ramblings from last weeks epi! (Yellow Fever)

Holy cow! I say this just about every week, but Yellow Fever was the best episode to date. Jensen did a fantastic job, he was freakin' hilarious! He is a really talented actor. I noticed when he was running from the Yorkie, that he looks really stupid when he runs! And not just then! In No Rest For the Wicked when he was running from the hell hounds, he looked stupid. I guess everyone looks stupid when they run though. Don't deny it, you know you do! OmGee the face he made when he first saw the snake. Priceless! And his scream! I was literally roflamo! Oh man that was classic! And on a slightly more serious note..ah who am I kidding, I'm very rarely serious! Last but certainly not least, Jensen dancing to Eye of The Tiger. OmEffGee!! Real men point when they dance! That was the greatest thing ever to happen in the four years that Supernatural has been on the air! It was FTMFWOAWETBW! And for everyone reading this going, "ftmfwoawetbw?? What in the name of salty crackers does that stand for???" It's For the Mother F****ing Win of All Wins Ever to be Won.


[peace out]