The theological disscusions of a squidd, a whale and a lobster.

Rachel, Elisabeth and I were at Braum's the other day when we figured out that Paris Hilton's existence may actually have some benefit to the human race..or at least woman from the ages of 18 to 36.

Paris Hilton exists in the SPN.

Gilmore Girls also exists in SPN.

If these two things are true then that means that Jared Padalecki also exists in SPN.

That means that Jensen Ackles, and Misha Collins exist in SPN by association.

If these three people exists in SPN then that means that the entire Hollywood world exists in the SPN.

This means that you and I exist in SPN, and that somewhere out there are two really hot, emotionally co-dependent brothers riding around in a '67 Impala kickin' butt and takin' names.

Which also means that not only have the Winchester boys had books written about them but that they have doppelgangers in Vancouver acting out their lives.

This also means that we have just doubled the chances of one of us meeting one of them.

I have also proved that by figuring all of this out I need a life.

And that yes, there is such a thing as being to obsessed.

Dang, now I have a Paris Hilton tag.

This is comepletely irrelevant..

But what else on this isn't?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdqolJyT5u8

I made this ages ago, October 25, 2008 to be exact, I was obviously super bored.

Guuuuys?

P.S spoilers for Spn!

I'm tired and feel like complaining.

I'm also home alone and blaring my music!

Yay Panic! at the Dicso!

Oh and I'm bored. I noticed this is what I lean towards when I'm bored, complaining to perfect strangers is more fun than sitting around picking your nose..Which I don't do..

Ok so here's how it breaks down:

I read Twilight, fell in love. I was a crazy fan girl. Then I started to fall off the wagon and started hating it. Now that I'm reading Breaking Dawn again I've discovered something. That something is that I hate Stephenie Meyer because she cannot write to save her life, and that I hate the writing itself, but I like the story. Needless to say I'm a fan of Twilight.

Oh and I hate Bella's guts.

Go Team Guy Who Almost Squished Bella!

I can't stand the movies either!

Like I've said before they completely murdered the first movie, like slaughtered it and ripped out it's eyeballs then proceed to rape it's corpse, then if that wasn't enough they dressed it up in a clown suit and went all Weekend at Bernie's on it. It was that bad.

I don't know about New Moon, I've yet to see it so I'll hold out on that..Oh except that I can tell they ruined some parts by just watching the previews.

Seriously people, it's not that hard to make a movie cannon with the book.

Shutter Island. Case in point.

I saw the movie first and then I read the book, both are phenomenal by the way, and the movie was literally verbatim every line in the book.

If you can't tell I get very heated about movie based on books, because they always end up killing them completely.

Time Traveler's Wife, they left out so much stuff that they needed to make it TTW, it wasn't half as good as it could have been. I was very disappointed.

Amityville Horror, the newer one with Ryan Reynolds (Augh he's beautiful) was nothing at all like the real story, yes I know that it really happened, let alone the book. They literally just used the possessed house story as a canvas for some weird murderer guy.

I just need to stop watching movies.

Anyway on to other things..

Ummm..

DRUNK CAS!

I almost fainted from the joy and ecstasy!

More please!

"The Whore."

"No, Cas tell us what you really think."

And when Dean was talking to that girl, that I don't care enough about to remember her name, his eyes were so freaking green! I almost missed the entire exchange between the two of them because I was lost in his eyes!

Ok so this summer I am going to Okc again, and it will be the epicest of all my epic voyages to Okc ever to be epiced! That Whaley Friend of Mine and I have/are compiling a to do list for the summer..so far it's awesome!

Summer's List of Awesome

-Complete Cloak vid
-Complete Smallville fic
-Complete Kyler/Aiden fic
-Remake Smallville vids
-Remake SPN vids
-Spend 24 hours watching one season of SPN
-One day for LOTR
-Finish an entire game of Monopoly
-Make random SPN/SMV/bratz vids
-"Bathe" in Keifr
-Go to Pops
-Make Sam Winchester for President page
-Watch Hellboy I & II
-Watch The Squid & The Whale
-Memorize various Jason Steele vids
-Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Ruin in sprinklers
-Build a blanket fort
-Watch SPN from said fort

There is so much more to come that it might take two whole summers to complete it all!

K I'm done now.

Toodles,
K. Merch

I almost fell right through but I held on to you..(Spoilers for 5x2 Good God Ya'll)

First off I just love that the title of this epi is Good God Ya'll, totally sounds like something Dean would say!

And something about the whole demon blood thing, it's stupid! It's human blood! He was drinking blood from her meat suit! IT WAS HUMAN! The same thing with Ol' Yellow eyes dripping it in his mouth when he was a baby! Nice try Kripke, nice try.

Ok now onto the topic epi!

Ah! Cas has a cell phone!
Misha Collins. That man..gah..just trips my trigger..

Dean: "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Cas: *confused face* "No he's not on any flat bread.."

And why does Dean keep calling EVERYONE 'Chuckles'?

Then Cas finally grows a pair, and tells Dean off! I was happy!

Oh! And the greatest part of this entire epi! Shane, a term of endearment my friends came up with for Dean's necklace, is God EMF! The entire time that this conversation about the necklace was going on I was literally jumping up and down in full on SQUEEE mode! Then he went and said, "Great now I feel naked," except this boy is from Texas so he said it, Neckid, and I fainted.

Random note, next time you watch, watch the boys when they're not the ones doing anything, it's cute!

Anybody else notice how they zoomed right in on War when they first went in the room?
And also that Sammy is looking a heck of a lot better this season!

Alright Sammy the first thing that should have tipped you off to the fact that the boys in the store weren't demons, is the fact that they were getting food! Demons don't eat! And the second that they didn't flash when you ganked 'em.

Dean I'm sure that demons didn't teach you how to dismantle guns in hell, that was papa.

Jo, you're first clue that you're mother is not possessed is that Sam called her Ellen.

I mean honestly how dumb to you have to be? If holy water and salt aren't doing anything they're obviously not possessed!

I knew that mustang was to good to be true..

And I'm sorry, but Dean still does not work the black eyes.

People have got to quit kicking Dean between the legs, I mean come on he's gotta procreate someday!

When from the point when Sam said he was in no shape to hunt, to the credits I was sitting literally on the edge of my couch with my mouth hanging open, and I had stopped breathing. Go your separate ways? ARE YOU NUTS SAM???
Then Dean offered him the Impala, and I almost cried.

I'm sorry about the shortness of this post guys I'm just not very inspired today, but I'm trying to post weekly. So ,maybe next Sunday's will be better. Again, sorry for the suck.

You sound like thunder though you've barely spoken..(spolier alert for 5x1 'Sympathy for the Devil')

"Oh it looks like rain tonight and thank God cause a clear sky just wouldn't feel right.."

It's kinda funny when you go to tag Dean Winchester, and you type the 'D' and drag queens comes up..

Mmm! The smell of rain is in the air, and with it a wave of inspiration, and motivation to blog..!

Hmmm..It's been a while my little chickadees, let's catch up shall we? Alright then, Well as of August 18, I'm officially 17! Now if only I could get my licence or a state issued i.d. I won't have to sneak in the R rated movies any more..

Ahem..anywho I watched the The premiere of my beloved Supernatural three days late! It was great, and how!! For the information of my Supernatural obsessed, and/or seas readers, (not that I think I'm so great that I've got readers all over the planet but you know just in case I do) the CW puts the episodes up on the website for our viewing pleasure, I think, the Sunday after it airs.

I literally almost had a heart attack when Chuck announced that our dear sweet Cas, "Exploded like a water balloon of chunky soup.." Yeah I'm a little attached to Misha, and his corresponding role as our Thursday night angel.

But when he showed up and kicked some serious angel butt I almost had another one, because I was so happy to see his face! But that sneaky little angel just disappearing after his Lazarus stunt was just plain rude, Kripke knows just how to pull us to the edge of or couches (or desk chair in my case), and promptly drop us on our faces..

I'm guessing Sara Gamble wrote this epi, because Sammy lungs were mercilessly stolen for the greater good of the world. It's her unofficial trade mark. You'll notice in most of the episodes when Sam is suffocated in some way, shape or form, she's usually behind it. It's OK Ms. Gamble we like it to..Kinky.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that stopped breathing and clamped a white knuckled hand over their gaping mouth when Bobby stabbed himself. I hated Kripke at that moment..

Oh and the girl that played Meg! Hooray casting directors! Love her! Don't get me wrong I liked Nikki Acox, but this girl was great..And the way she talked was perfect. To bad Meg left her on the floor of the boys motel room..

How could I forget! The girl writing wincest!
"Could you please stop touching me..?"
She was just awesome! I love that Kripke has sort of been catering to us fan girls!
it feels great to be appreciated sometimes..
At times I wonder what Jared, and Jensen think about our fandom..hmmm. If I were them I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole..God help them if they ever stumble upon CAPSLOCK *evil grin* What a lovely thing we have created.

When God fearin' women get the blues..

Oh goodness!

It has been quite sometime since I've posted..!

So you know that show Harper's Island?? Ya I didn't think so..Yeah Katie Cassidy, Jim Beaver and the guy that played Ron are on that show! I just thought that was kinda cool!

Well it's Thursday, and you know what that means..I told you countless time Lenny, Thursday is not a good enough reason to do shots of tequila..sorry Lenny is my alcoholic imaginary friend.



Anywho, It's Supernatural night!! (I'd drink to that!) and this is the part of the show where I talk about how addicted to this show I am, and you pretend to care!



I only caught the tail end of Smallville, but that's alright we have an On again Off again relationship, and we're totally comfortable that way. Ya know for being Superman and all, Clark sure gets his powers stolen a lot. Also I noticed that Cassidy Freeman (Tess for the Smallville impaired) was making major crazy eyes...T'was freaky.



So yeah, When the Levee Breaks was the first epi I've watched in for-freakin'-ever!

Yeah, I missed the last few episodes for Taco Bell. TACO. BELL! Oi. anyway!

I just wanna say one thing before we continue...I have never been more in love with Jared Padalecki than I am at this moment..goodness that boy is beautiful, and one hell of an actor!



Christopher Heyerdahl (Alastair for the Supernatural Challenged..gee what a name) has like the creepiest, and most soothing voice I have eeeever heard..!

Lol! When Jared was lying on the bed he had to bend his knees because he's so tall, and then when they tied him up they put a pillow under his head, which was hanging five feet over the edge, ah he's just to tall. =)

Omgee! Little Sammy (Colin Ford)! I freakin' love that kid so much! He works the yellow eyes!

Hey they should make a mini series of Supernatural about them growing up!..To cheesy? Yeah I thought so to..



Hey, Rachel. You husband is my husbands bitch..! =p



Oh and Angel Pals!

Where do I sign up?!

Now the part where I go off on a mini Cas/Misha Collins tangent..

I love that freakin' trench coat like you wouldn't even know! OmGee! Angels use the force!

To bad they don't pay Misha enough for him to afford chap stick..Oh my goodness! Misha's tortured face, BEAUTIFUL!
Mmhmm..

Anyways!
I forgot how much I love Bobby! He's just a big ol' bowl of awesome!
Lol! Am I the only one that noticed his hat fell off when Sam whacked him in the face??

Speaking of that point in the show, G.Cortez is such a hoebag, and still just as impossible to understand. I didn't think it was possible, but I'm pretty sure her lips got even bigger. I just wish Kripke would kill off Ruby's current vessel! Why did he have to save her?! OmGee! Demon Sunday School Lessons! Sounds interesting!

Kripke is a sick and twisted man!
Lilith eats babies? Really?!

OK the last scene was awesome!
That was like the most amazing room ever!

Dean should cry more, because I love it when Jensen cries! And that shot where Dean clocked Sammy was awesome on wheels! Then when he went flying into the mirror, that was pretty chill..!
I seriously almost cried when Dean told him not to come back..!
Ouch Kripke, ouch.

One last thing.
Dean has a To Do list, and I wanna be on it.