Erk!

So I'm sad to say that my faithful sidekick, Robert, is officially dead. He was a good phone, and a best friend. He will be dearly missed.

Buuut I'm getting a new phone in the next couple of weeks!

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Nokia-5530-XpressMusic-Unlocked-Touchscreen-Phone-White/14005973#ProductDetail



I've already picked out a name for him!

*drum roll*

Shawn!


And now on to me talking about the up coming summer!


As you can guess, I'm superly ubber excited!


I'm going to be super healthy and all that jazz!


See there is this enormous park across the parking lot from my mom's apt, and it has a walking trail all the way around it. It's about two miles, and last summer I walked the whole way around every day!


Also, the neighborhood she lives in is so hilly, I rode my bike all over it, and it was great work out!


Gosh, my thighs were so toned that summer..and then I came back here and stopped walking 2 miles everyday.


But, it's going to be different this summer! I've given up soda and I'm going to eat healthy and as well as biking and walking , I'm going to take up yoga!


I'm also getting a summer job! I'm shooting for Hobby Lobby, but who knows how that will work out!

Another goal I have for the summer is working on my SPN fic!

For some reason I just think I would be cool to be Internet famous, you know for my blog and my fic! It's always been a secret dream of mine..

I know it's silly but hey!

Hmmm..what else can I babble about!

How about my new babysitting job?!

Chelsea and I sit for a little boy, Colton, who is 3, and a little girl, Harley, who is 8!

They are so sweet!

Colton LOVES trucks! Pick up trucks, semi trucks, dump trucks, any trucks! He has a thousand little toy trucks overflowing from his sand box!

Gosh, I just can't get enough of them.

Oh, Harley has a collection of pet snails, and today she asked if we could go down to the church, which is right behind their house, and look for more!

So we went over and searched the garden for the slimy little guys, and we ended up finding quite a few. After we found them we put them on the bench and named them! I love that little kids find so much joy in such simple things!

I can only hope that my kids are as sweet as they are..I guess that sort of depends on how I raise them though!

Hmmm, I miss being eight..

Well, thats all for now!

Toodles,

K.Merch!

*brb dead* (spoilers for Point of No Return)

I am SO glad I'm home alone right now, because I'm watching SPN and it could get loud.

I've already shouted once..

Ah, Dean has a rape whistle..not exactly the point of that serious moment, right.

Yay Ducky face!


You know those arm spasms I was talking about, totally doing that hardcore right now!


Oh my gosh! I am just AGGGGGHHHHH, SPN overdose right now!


Like I have to stop watching every so often so I can type, so that I don't squee loud enough to wake the Chinese!


Supernatural is so despondent and angst ridden, it's a teenage girls dream! They also have a way of using headaches against us, they know our weakness.


You know what I'm wondering, I'm wondering how, through every thing that it's been through and all the blood and gunk that has tainted it, is his trench coat so dang clean?!


I also don't understand how Misha Collins can be so beautiful beyond all compare..It's baffling. I could just stare at him for hours and never be bored of it.



"You know, why don't you blow me, Cas."
Don't tempt him, Dean.



Dear Adam, I kind of want to punch you in the face. You are a little snot. I want Ghoul!Adam back, he at least pretended to be nice.



Guys, I'm bouncing. Literally bouncing.



I am going to sock Dean right in the beautiful jaw.

You to, Zach.

Whoop his butt, Cas, he deserves it!

Maybe someday we'll figure all this out.

So last weeks (April 15th) ep of SPN goes up on the site tomorrow and you know I'm gonna be all over that!


{Click me for mass amounts of happiness!
http://cwtv.com/shows/supernatural}

When I see, hear, and/or think about anything SPN related I get really tense and then I do this spasy little arm falp thing, it's really quite odd..that show just makes me happy beyond of belief. *sigh of happiness and arm spasms abound*

I need to go on a major SPN binge or something because my squee level is exceptionally high right now and I feel like I'm going to bust. Aghafdgasdgsdfasdfh..

May 31st can not come fast enough..May 31st being the day I drive down to OKC.

You know I always say, 'Drive down', when technically it just straight across..and slightly up.

Anywhozzle!

WTF ?

Anyway, I need to get a wider fan base, specifically made up of SPN fangirls, or fangirls in general..because I would like to start posting my fic here, but as of right now I only have one reader that is a fangirl..that I know of.

I think when I move out I need to live by myself, because sometimes I just get all this energy built up inside of me and I just need to scream..sort of like right now.

I think that's mainly why I blog, because I can't scream at any random time with out repercussions..hmm.

Or I could just find an equally odd roommate..

I need a phone that has a good Internet explorer, so it's easier to blog and Facebook and manage my awesomeness easier..but that's really expensive. Being Internet famous is so taxing.

This post is the definition of random.

"I'm not random, you just don't think as fast as I do"

Exactly.

"Oh what the hell", she says..

I just can't win for losin'.

So I've gotten complaints, some rude person saying I don't post enough.

Rachel.

Anyway, I'm posting to pacify a grumpy friend that needs entertainment.

As always, I have not idea what to talk about.

I suppose I could post the next instalment of The Adventures of Cofski the Failed American Spy in Russia, did you guys like it?

To bad I'll do it anyway!

Hmmm..

OH! I finished Breaking Dawn today, and all I have to say is that Stephenie should have stopped with Twilight.

It was a good story, where she left it was perfect.

Then she gave birth to an three abominations.

Now I'm on to Catcher in the Rye.

I like Salinger, but this book sucks hardcore.

Holden Caulfield complains does nothing but lie, and complains a lot about phonies when in all actuality he is the biggest phony he knows.

I'm also fairly certain that he is in a mental hospital, talking to a shrink..

I actually have a list of books that I'm trying to finish by the 27th of April,

List of Books That I Have to Read in 11 Days

-Dear John
-Of Mice and Men
-Catcher in the Rye
-The Oath
-As I Lay Dying
-Roots
-Breaking Dawn
-The Iliad
-The Last Song
-The Lovely Bones

I think I'm in over my head just a tad.

Sadly, I didn't watch SPN last night because some "friends" of mine decided we had to start a movie at 7:30, awesome friends right?

Anyway, we watched The Box, it was weird as all get out, and very sad.

I don't actually feel like telling you about it, that's how undecided I am about it..

What else to ramble about..

I just ask one thing of you.

Can I ask a favor of you?

Ok I need you, everyone of you, to tell one friend about The Inner Workings of My Brain!

Then tell that one friend to tell one friend and so on and so on.

K thats all.

Toodles,

K. Merch.

Guuuuys?

P.S spoilers for Spn!

I'm tired and feel like complaining.

I'm also home alone and blaring my music!

Yay Panic! at the Dicso!

Oh and I'm bored. I noticed this is what I lean towards when I'm bored, complaining to perfect strangers is more fun than sitting around picking your nose..Which I don't do..

Ok so here's how it breaks down:

I read Twilight, fell in love. I was a crazy fan girl. Then I started to fall off the wagon and started hating it. Now that I'm reading Breaking Dawn again I've discovered something. That something is that I hate Stephenie Meyer because she cannot write to save her life, and that I hate the writing itself, but I like the story. Needless to say I'm a fan of Twilight.

Oh and I hate Bella's guts.

Go Team Guy Who Almost Squished Bella!

I can't stand the movies either!

Like I've said before they completely murdered the first movie, like slaughtered it and ripped out it's eyeballs then proceed to rape it's corpse, then if that wasn't enough they dressed it up in a clown suit and went all Weekend at Bernie's on it. It was that bad.

I don't know about New Moon, I've yet to see it so I'll hold out on that..Oh except that I can tell they ruined some parts by just watching the previews.

Seriously people, it's not that hard to make a movie cannon with the book.

Shutter Island. Case in point.

I saw the movie first and then I read the book, both are phenomenal by the way, and the movie was literally verbatim every line in the book.

If you can't tell I get very heated about movie based on books, because they always end up killing them completely.

Time Traveler's Wife, they left out so much stuff that they needed to make it TTW, it wasn't half as good as it could have been. I was very disappointed.

Amityville Horror, the newer one with Ryan Reynolds (Augh he's beautiful) was nothing at all like the real story, yes I know that it really happened, let alone the book. They literally just used the possessed house story as a canvas for some weird murderer guy.

I just need to stop watching movies.

Anyway on to other things..

Ummm..

DRUNK CAS!

I almost fainted from the joy and ecstasy!

More please!

"The Whore."

"No, Cas tell us what you really think."

And when Dean was talking to that girl, that I don't care enough about to remember her name, his eyes were so freaking green! I almost missed the entire exchange between the two of them because I was lost in his eyes!

Ok so this summer I am going to Okc again, and it will be the epicest of all my epic voyages to Okc ever to be epiced! That Whaley Friend of Mine and I have/are compiling a to do list for the summer..so far it's awesome!

Summer's List of Awesome

-Complete Cloak vid
-Complete Smallville fic
-Complete Kyler/Aiden fic
-Remake Smallville vids
-Remake SPN vids
-Spend 24 hours watching one season of SPN
-One day for LOTR
-Finish an entire game of Monopoly
-Make random SPN/SMV/bratz vids
-"Bathe" in Keifr
-Go to Pops
-Make Sam Winchester for President page
-Watch Hellboy I & II
-Watch The Squid & The Whale
-Memorize various Jason Steele vids
-Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Ruin in sprinklers
-Build a blanket fort
-Watch SPN from said fort

There is so much more to come that it might take two whole summers to complete it all!

K I'm done now.

Toodles,
K. Merch