Fangirlin'

I'm still on my Twi-high from the premiere, and I'm still trying to work it out of my system. I'm going see it again tomorrow, and I just might OD on sexy! I'm also due for a really good fangirl post...So I'm gonna unleash all my pent up squee..brace yourselves ppl this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

You may experience pictures of and drabble about Twilight, RPattz, Kristen Stewart, and Jackson Rathbone.

Holy Crow! I am Madly in love with Jackson Rathbone. He is like OmGeegorgeous! The hair! The eyes, oh my gosh the eyes! They are sooooooo beautiful! Have you seen them??? They're the greenest eyes I've ever seen!



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I told you! OmGee! His smile! I LOVE it! it's crooked like Edward's!! *squeeeeeeeee!* RPattz is hot but he pales (Haha pales) in comparison to JackRath!

Twilight made me realize:
My kids will grow up in Forks, WA.
I want to be a vampire.
That if that certain boy ignores me, it's only because he's a vampire and he's polite enough to resist eating me.
Being clumsy has it perks.
Having a pulse is so over rated.
Boys in books are just better
Vampires are the shiznit.

Ok I love Kristen Stewart, but ever since Twilight she's been lookin' a little...iffy. Example:




Don't get me wrong I love her! She's a tremendous actor and she is totally gorgeous but...yeah.

I am utterly and helplessly addicted to the Twilight Saga...but Eclipse will never end!!!!! I mean seriously how long can the put off saving Seattle ??? Gahh! I have like 200 paged left and it's just so long! And then Breaking Dawn! OmGee! 754 pages! I'm gonna die before I actually read it! By that I mean I now everything that's gonna happen in that book, but I haven't read it...what, I like spoilers. I'm a very impatient girl! Haha! I got two friends of myn addicted too, and one of them beat me. She read Twilight in one day, then New Moon AND Eclipse in the same day. Then Breaking Dawn in two...but that's besides the point..

Who's excited about the next one??? ME!!!!! Are you?? If not you have to options A) you can get excited or B) I'll track you down and shoot you in the foot....That's what I thought.

Everyone's a critic.

Spoiler alert for Twilight movie and book. So if you haven't read them beware...and if you don't plan on reading them, take Nike's advice and Just do it!

I so called the disaster. What disaster am I talking about? The Twilight movie. Yes, I love love love the books, but the movie..well they ruined it. They left out a bunch of stuff and they changed things that didn't need to be changed. All in all it was 50/50. I did really like it, but I was pissed. They ruined the meadow scene. How? THEY WEREN'T IN A FREAKING MEADOW!! He ran her to the top of a mountain! Also the way they depicted Edward made him look like a bumbling idiot. In the biology class scene when they first meet, it was all to comical. It just seemed like they rushed through the story. I did however love Jasper (Jackson Rathbone). So cute! "He's the one that looks like he's always in pain." Haha! And the hospital scene! OmGee! It seemed like Kristen Stewart forgot her lines, it was a mess. I had a really awesome time though! We went to the midnight showing, of course, and met some really cool ppl!

So in conclusion, see the movie first then read the book or you'll be sitting in the theatre fuming and silently cursing the producers for screwing it up.

It's the end of the world as we know it..

Ok so maybe not..possibly just the end of the best show ever!

Yes of course I'm taking about Supernatural.

Speaking of which..



I Know What You Did Last Summer turned out to be pretty crappy. Well it was 50/50, It was good and reallly bad. For one G. Cortez was in it, so that's half the awesome out the window. She's just a horrible actress! She doesn't have enough additude to pull off Ruby let alone the fact that she has about the same personality as a wet mop. I want Katie Cassidy back, or at the very least the secretary..But what it lost because of the skank, they more than made up for with Hurt!Sam/Dean, and Drunk!Sam, suffice to say I was very pleased! Through the whole first scene I was silently singing "It's the end the world as we know it.." Which brings us to Anna (Julie Mcniven). I LOVED her! I wish I had her hair! She is a very beautiful girl, and very lucky I might add. Why? Well she was on Supernatural, and by the looks of it had a sex scene with Jensen..yeah that's why. She looks a lot like Emma Roberts. Arg, I straying from the point...don't I always. Ha! Why do they have to smell the funny yellow powder on the floor to know it's sulfur..isn't it obvious!

Holy crap.

Obama won.

Fantastic.

NOT!

He wants to legalize abortion.

If I was 18 I would move to Mexico...or Italy.

And I may not know much about politics and what he stands for but yeah the next four to eight years could be hell..literally.

Nothin' gonna stop me but devine intervention

"One of these days, they'll find the steak knifes, and the phrase, Curiosity Killed The Cat, Will take on a whole new meaning."


I've seen Michael Rosenbaum in ladies under roos!

I would tell you where, but for the life of me I can't spell it! I've actually seen a numerous amount of estranged males in drag. Ha Halarious! *roflamo* Get it?? I purposely misspelled. .Oh never mind. *grumbles to self*lousy kids and the new fangeled cellular devices, walking around text messaging, and not appreciating my humor. .

So. .DRAG QUEENS! Dude, like how awesome would it be to get kidnapped by a gang of drag queens?? OK so here's how I think it would happen. .It's obviously night time, everyone knows that drag queens are nocturnal. *Is handed a slip of paper.* Apparently not. .ahem

DRAG QUEENS ARE NOCTURNAL CREATURES!!!!!

OK now that, that's taken care of. .It's dark out, and you're on the wrong side of the tracks, and you are approached by none other than Liza, Celine, and Cher. Automatically, you ask for their autographs. But to your dismay they step in to better light, and you find out that they are men in women's clothing! You're so heartbroken you begen to cry. They immediately comfort you, "There, There," they coo in their man voices, and then they wist you off to a trashy night club, with chubby cage dancers that have jiggly neck fat, and before you know it you're having the time of your life. Then you wake up the next morning, in a puddle of vodka, and what smells like, The liquid from a glow stick, wrapped in a feather boa and dressed like Chakakan. Hey! It happens. .poor Patrice never stood a chance.

What do you call a woman in men's cloths?? Cause I think we. .THEY. .They should have a more awesome name, like, like, like. .Ah who am I kiddin I got nothin'.

Ya know, I bet Lindsay Lohan is really a man. I mean what girl could drink that much! consuming bucket loads of booze is a mans job!

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A MAN!
A poorly disguised man.