Let's start a riot..

Raise your fist in the air, and shout for what you believe, what you fight against!
For what is right in your heart and your heart alone!
This is a shout to all the rebels!
Never give up, or give in!

Randomness..

Now on to the rest of these.

I've got good music, good mood, and a mind to blog..about pretty much anything!

I'm just in a mood to write!

Soft serve ice cream what's the deal with that?

Ugghhh! I need something to write a humongous paragraph about!

I don't care if you have short attention span, I like writing huge paragraphs about nothing! It's what I live for!



Oh and BTW I don't think your telling your friends! I need more followers!


Fame hungry? Only slightly..



Ok so there's this hole in my back yard, right? It's six feet deep and three wide..

One day after I got slobbering drunk I stumble out in to the yard mumbling about the difference between dwarfs and elves..needless to say I wasn't making much sense.



Well after arguing with a small tree, that I had drunkenly mistaken for Johnny Depp, for a good half hour that Orlando Bloom was actually an Elf that had run away from Rikers Island because the wardens said he could never be a pirate, but he really wanted to be a pirate, so he went to Hollywood to become a pirate, and he did. Become a pirate that is. Johnny just sat and stared over my head, completely ignoring my every slurred word, swaying in the breeze..he was probably high. So I stumbled off in a huff after I told him the only reason he wasn't talking was because he knew he was wrong, and when he knew he was wrong he stopped talking, and he had. Stopped talking that is, saying that Orlando Bloom was just your average really sexy but completely down to earth actor who just wanted love, and more socks to build his collection. Of socks that is.



So like I said I stomped off in a huff, trying to look sexy and angry just in case when we reconciled he would want to make out of something. I'm stumbling around the knee high weeds in the back yard, drinking from a bottle of rum that I stole from Johnny, and mumbling about ungrateful freeloading actors planting themselves in my back yard, while I'm trying to paint a fence black and red to attract a certain species of land dwelling whales, when all of the sudden I fell in to the hole! I tumbled for 6 years, 2 months, 1 week, 5 days 7 hours, 30 mins, and 6.85930 seconds, yeah I counted. Anyway when I finally hit the bottom my hair had grown considerably, so after I licked the mixture of rum and broken rum bottle off of the ground, I got up and looked up to the sky where I had fallen from and sure enough there was a hole in the sky. I quickly braided my hair and threw the hairy rope of my hair up and it caught on something. So I climbed and climbed and climbed, but when I got to the end all that was there was a Starbucks cart and two small tables. I ran up and started to sing to him, since I had no money and really really wanted a pumpkin spice latte. "You fill me with happiness my sweet walrus" Then he jumped over the counter, promptly chloroformed me, and drug me back to his apartment cave. I woke up on a bed made of the corpses of tiny ppl! "Hello," he purred. I screamed bloody murder. Then I grabbed the femur of a tiny person and whacked him in the head. He passed out, and I ran away from his lair, only to find that it was just on the other side of the cart he worked. I grabbed a pumpkin spice latte, and hopped over and was met by an odd blond lady singing about some latte boy, "Have you seen Taylor, I need to recite my poem musical, he would like that it was musical--" I laughed, "Oh I do believe that I have incapacitated him, he's behind the counter tied up and ready for you.." while she squealed in delight I made my run for it. I jumped off the cloud that the cart was on and landed smack on my face. I mumbled and turned over. "Hey! Are you alright???" a tall Sasquatch looking fellow asked me. I nodded and he scooped me up into his arms, and began to jog away with me, I was half conscious so I didn't really know what was going on, I thought that I was on a jet airplane flying to Rivendale to catch a boat to that island that only the elves know how to get to. The Sasquatch was humming a happy song that I think went like this, "Oh Jennie, we have a dinner guest! What a lovely surprise, she just fell from the skies! We'll feed her and stuff her and get her real fat, then finally we can marry off the cat.." I giggled, half at him, half at the movie in the jet airplane that was going to Rivendale so I could catch the boat to the lonely island where they keep Elijah Wood. It was Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Suddenly the Sasquatch stopped, and plopped me down on the front step of a quaint little cottage. "This is where Jennie and I live. BTW my name is Jared!" yes he said the BTW, not "by the way", lazy chat speakers, omg. I waved and stumbled into the little house, followed by Jared, and an extraordinarily chubby cat. "You must be that cat sassy was singing about," I slurred slapping it on the bottom. It growled and swiped at my hand. "Feisty little guy," Jared grabbed the hairy rope of my hair and pulled me along, rather roughly, on a tour of there tiny house, "And this is the kitchen, and the lovely Jennie!" The man turned around, "It's Jensen, babe. I told you Jennie is demeaning!" Jared used my as a human whip, whipping his life partner, "I WILL CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT TO!" Jennie..Jensen made a really pissy face then went back to whatever he was doing, while I picked window shards out of my face, because I went through a window when he turned me in to a human whip.

Anywho! They did go on to stuff me and feed me and get me real fat, then after dinner they had a small intimate wedding for me and the cat. I later learned his name was Bennie..Bennie and I moved to a small town in Maine, I quit my job as the queen of England to become a housewife and mother while he went off to become a lawyer. And we lived happily ever after until one day I went bat crap crazy and killed everyone in the town including the pizza girl I was having an affair with.

So with no one else to gossip with I went back to the spot where it all began. I clicked my heels and was sucked back up into the hole I fell from in the first place. The trip didn't take as long this time for some reason. I woke in next to Johnny, he started to mumble something anti-Semitic about Adam Sandlar, so I chopped him down and gave him to my neighbor who used him as fire wood. Then I went inside and checked my facebook.

Teh End.

PHEW! It has been to long since I've done that!

K I'm done now.