Oh dear...!

OmGee! I posted this to LJ awhile ago when I first moved to Florida! Ahh! That makes me sad!..It's basically about nothing..so yeah here it is..

OK it's probably just Rachel or Becca. .or both! Whatever the case you are now stuck, and you can't leave until you are finished reading my nonsensery! Ha! take that Cooperate America! OK fine you can leave when ever you'd like, I can tell you right now if I was the one reading this, I would get out faster than well you know. .you don't?? Well I don't want to spill the beans. See. Right there, four lines of pure B.S and you can't take your eyes off the screen, you're so into this that you can't even blink. You just sit there reading this thinking, "Man this is total crap, but I can't stop reading. It's like some horrible car crash." Oh don't lie, you know you were thinking it. .Ya know I love blogging! Geez God bless Tom. Tom Is my hero. Don't say it, don't even think it. Ok fine. .Because Tom invented Myspace, and Myspace is where, well I pretty much do what I'm doing now. It's just awesome, cause I can write down what ever the heck I'm thinking and I can post it, and I can go to sleep at night content with myself, because I know that I made some middle aged, over weight, bald man who still lives with his mom, laugh. That was in no way a crack a Kripke. .Moving on! Umm. .Oh I moved to Florida recently. It's pretty great, this place is overrun with all sorts of critters. Lizards and, alligators, and squirrels. Oh man! Squirrels are everywhere! It's acctualy kinda creepy. Like every time I go outside, there are squirrels, jumping from tree to tree, and It's a really big jump. I swear one time I saw a squirrel with wings! ok not really, but pretty freakin' close. And they aren't the squirrels you see in Oklahoma, and other places like that, no these squirrels are weird! They're scrawny little things! They look like they would come down from the trees and eat your souls! Seriously, the ppl around here have to keep there small animals and children inside, so the squirrels don't swing down and snatch them up to sacrifice to the squirrel god or something. Why do you think the porches are screened in! The crazy homeless men that yell at you on the street corner about the end of the world, you know what I'm talking about, no they yell about the giant squirrels. And the beggars signs say stuff like, "I was mugged by a squirrel in a ski mask!" Now your hooked! You're like, "Holy crap! Mom come look at this!" then she grabs your dad, who grabs grandma, and pretty soon your all sittin' around the computer reading this! Just trust me it'll happen. Just you wait, you'll come 'round soon. I didn't think it was possible, but I am out of crap to feed you. I hate it when this happens, it is so unsettling because I try to think of something, but the only thing in my head is a donkey on a skateboard. It's just down right eerie. Sometimes the donkey just sits there, wondering why he didn't pursue his dreams of becoming a Budweiser Clydesdale, and what happened to his ambition. Then he gets all depressed, and starts drinking, and he is a mean drunk, very mean. He says hurtful things then, he drinks himself to sleep. One time he decided to become a pimp, boy those three days were bad. He had a roommate once. .I don't know what happened to him. He was a ferret, I don't think they got along very well. Hmm. .I should look into that. Ooo Ooo Ooo! I'm gonna be 16 in 9 days! Whoa! I am so sorry that was completely random, I don't know where that came from, sorry if i startled you! I know how to make you all scream. .wanna know. Jensen Ackles! Ha! got you there! You thought I was gonna say something scary, but I said Jensen Ackles. .Oh you don't get. Ugh just get your grandma to explain it. Well I've gotta go


Wow..what the heck was I on..?