Hmm I really need to post something to get my creative juice flowing, because I am absolutely stumped beyond all belief, meaning to write my fic!
OK! Let's get started!
OmGee!
My cat is staring into my soul..!
He won't stop looking at me with those yellow, unnerving eyes! Creepy, and down right eerie.
Cats are scary! They never blink, and you never know what they're thinking! When they're rubbing on you leg they could be thinking about your ultimate demise! Like scratching your brains out, or pooping in your milk! Hey don't laugh cat poop is toxic! I had a friend once that ate cat poo on a dare, and he fell to the ground writhing and wriggling and puking so hard his intestines came out his nose, and then suddenly he stopped, stone still, we waited on bated breath, then POOF he disappeared never to be seen again, until the following weekend.
Ok that last paragraph was a complete fallacy.
What to write about next! I have no idea, so I'll let these picture distract you.
*baby voice*Where's you tummy, Taylor?
Ooo! I have the perfect topic!
How much I hate Kristen Stewart!
I really used to love her! But something happened to her when she did Twilight!
She was awesome! She was my hero! And now she's..she's..ick! It's like the second that she starting filming Twilight she forgot how to act!
Dear Kristen Stewart,
You used to be awesome,and now you kinda suck.
A used to be fan.
=*(
Oh poor thing her middle name is Jaymes.
Well anyways!
Hmmm what now!
Yeah I got nothing. Sorry for the crappy post.
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